Stories are stories, in real life Bayad doesn't get Riyad, she swipes right on Chad instead....
In real life, your moustache won't help you become a hero and get the girl... Moustaches don't make up for height... It doesn't matter how good you are with the lance on horseback, because your meat lance has to be horse sized or no femasyte will ever touch you...
JFL if you think the pale skinned princess wants anything but Chad or Tyrone, look how sad the sandcel is to get teased by her.
They want the dark sandcels and light sandcels to kill each other instead of uniting against feminism.
His eyes are red because of a combination of crying all day because he's not Chad or Tyrone and smoking massive amounts of Hashish to cope....
Sandcels are just a low inhib currycels...
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