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It’s my birthday today and I’m a 31 year old virgin

Low Tier Currycel

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It’s my birthday today and I’m a 31 year old virgin.
 
Fuck that's going to be me in ten years.
 
happy birthday even if our lives aren't happy :feelsrope: :feelsrope:
 
At least whoremaxx
 
me in 11 years. happy birthday brother
 
Happy birthday brocel :feelsbadman:

I hope that you do something good for yourself today. You deserve it!
 
Happy birthday
 
Happy Birthday. Another birthday is another reminder of how long we have been suffering in this unfairworld.

Enjoy your cope.
 
It’s my birthday today and I’m a 31 year old virgin.
Happy Birthday Dance GIF by Pudgy Penguins
 
How It is being able to cast spells and wear expensive tunics
 
Fuck that's going to be me in ten years.

Yep, it soon comes around, 31, then 41 and still a virgin like happened to me. The months fly by before you know it and the years stack up. Things aren't suddenly going to get better at a certain age if you're being rejected online dating, or whatever the outlet and finding it tough when young. :feelsbadman:

At least whoremaxx

That would technically solve the virginity issue if penetration occured, but no guarantee it'd be a positive experience. I couldn't ejaculate when I finally gave in and saw one once at 47. Masturbating for years/decades takes it's toll.
 
Happy birthday bro, are you the guy with the youtube channel? I randomly got recommended your videos.
 
May your copes be extra comforting today.
 
Happy birthday bro, are you the guy with the youtube channel? I randomly got recommended your videos.
Yes I’m Indian currycel on YouTube
 
Similar age. It's like everything has passed through my fingers like oil. Even if I could find someone to ascend with, or get an escort, it's too fucking bad. My dick/heart/body won't work like it was supposed to, and it only gets worse with time.

Hope your birthday is a good one.
 
Happy birthday
 
Happy pizzaday!!

pizza cats GIF
 
Happy birthday today fucking sucks for me fuck im not even looking forward to my birthday fuck it :cryfeels:
 
Happy birthday Saar
 
Happy birthday, my fellow wizard.
 
you're a wizard, harry
 
Happy birthday im 31 this year doesn't get any easier
 
How was your first year of wizardry? Which hoes did you curse? What spells did you apply?
 

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