JFL It's kind of funny incelish men talk about sex with women all that time but...

[Deleted member 34194]

Those theories wouldn't even be possible in real life.
Like, when you are discussing about if you would fuck Greta Thunberg.
Even if you want to fuck her, it's not like she's gonna accept you, the chance of she accepting your compassionate offer is next to zero.

I just find it so amusing.

Other things that I find amusing is when incelish guys try to denegrate other incelish men who finds Lesbian celebs hot, like thinking those celebs would ever want to touch you, it's so insane to think that.
Bro, I just want to coom to bex taylor-klaus, goddamit, just let me coom, I don't want to hear about this lesbian shit, fuck this.

 

[Cope_Time]

 

[Skinlesscel]

Greta would let you coom in her environment friendly mouth if you help her combat climate change and live like a hippie

 

[Deleted member 37146]

Greta would let you coom in her environment friendly mouth if you help her combat climate change and live like a hippie

Coom is ecofriendly.
Coom is climate neutral.
Coom takes C02 from the atmosphere and traps it into COOM.
But it could be argued that COOM leads to BABBBIIIES and BABBIIIES is BAD because it leads to C02 which is BAAD.
SO COOM IS BAAD.

Your subhuman coom probably taste like subpar heavy cream to them anyway, chad's coom is high quality grass-fed raw milk with a hint of mint chocolate

 

[ilieknothing]

What is this shit? Incels are not allowed to have an imagination now?

 

[Skinlesscel]

Coom is ecofriendly.
Coom is climate neutral.
Coom takes C02 from the atmosphere and traps it into COOM.
But it could be argued that COOM leads to BABBBIIIES and BABBIIIES is BAD because it leads to C02 which is BAAD.
SO COOM IS BAAD.

Your subhuman coom probably taste like subpar heavy cream to them anyway, chad's coom is high quality grass-fed raw milk with a hint of mint chocolate

My coom taste so good that every Escort foid runs with her bouncy breast to the nearest water sink in order to spit my beloved juice
So funny watching them do this, “should had warned me and pay extra to do it, it is not tasty you know”

 

[Deleted member 37146]

My coom taste so good that every Escort foid runs with her bouncy breast to the nearest water sink in order to spit my beloved juice
So funny watching them do this, “should had warned me and pay extra to do it, it is not tasty you know”

She can taste your personnality and lack of confidence as flavors on her tongue. Umami means chad, sour means subhuman.
It's over, it never began.
We are getting coom mogged
Take the CoomPill

 

[Skinlesscel]

She can taste your personnality and lack of confidence as flavors on her tongue. Umami means chad, sour means subhuman.
It's over, it never began.
We are getting coom mogged
Take the CoomPill

Like I care if it tastes sour, salty, sweet, spicey, I don’t give a damn… as long as I get the fun feeling of releasing it in a warm, comfortable place I do not mind their dislike or reaction

 

[Deleted member 37146]

Like I care if it tastes sour, salty, sweet, spicey, I don’t give a damn… as long as I get the fun feeling of releasing it in a warm, comfortable place I do not mind their dislike or reaction

I'm joking.
And you would care because in a relationship your "girl" can leave you if you don't care about her at all.
If you talk about escorts, if you piss them off, they'll just take your money and call their pimp to beat you or kill you.

 

[Skinlesscel]

I'm joking.
And you would care because in a relationship your "girl" can leave you if you don't care about her at all.
If you talk about escorts, if you piss them off, they'll just take your money and call their pimp to beat you or kill you.

They would leave even if you coom into a spoon so what? If a girl love you she accept almost everything, as long as it is safe, but we can’t get any
They won’t date us a second time, they always busy unless we’re Chads, our life is just miserable we men are programmed by nature to enjoy a female company, that’s why we suffer all the time.. our lives are unnatural and goes against nature