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LDAR It's impossible to find work near me.

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I'm looking for a part time job, to spend the time between getting actual work. Idk where to look, so I look on indeed. the only job that is SOMETIMES available is cashier (and multiple scam jobs like "event promoter"). everything else requires years of job experience, a completed apprenticeship or a completed bachelor/master (for a part time job btw. wtf?)
If I finally manage to find a job that is closer than an hour drive away, it always requires me to send them a cover letter and resume (once again for a part time job), which I don't have and I'm not gonna make one just to send to a shit company that's probably not gonna answer anyway, in the hopes of getting a 12e/hr job.

My parents annoy me to "get a job", but how? it's literally not possible. There's no jobs available to me, and the few that are don't give a shit about me.
Every year I "wait around" doing nothing just makes it worse, because nobody wants an old dude with no job experience, when they can get a guy 4 years younger that's willing to get paid less.

I can't even at least get a job that's far away, because without money I'm not buying a car to drive there.
I'm literally stuck in this shithole and can't do anything because I don't have money and I can't get a job.
 
I am having sorta the same problem with trying to find a part-time. Need more money.
 
what kind of work are you looking for? I'd take literally anything that isn't cashier or old people care (which I think you need a bachelor for anyway).
It makes me so mad knowing all those faggot zoomers easily get job while I can't even get a response from these jew nigger companies
 
what kind of work are you looking for? I'd take literally anything that isn't cashier or old people care (which I think you need a bachelor for anyway).
It makes me so mad knowing all those faggot zoomers easily get job while I can't even get a response from these jew nigger companies
Originally an online job with dispatching, but it's near impossible because it worships toilets only. I tried to broaden my search to local and am also having no luck. Either requirements are a PHD for a fucking burger flipping job or it's a sketchy jew scam company that won't even call you back.
fuck the kiked system.
 
I'm looking for a part time job, to spend the time between getting actual work. Idk where to look, so I look on indeed. the only job that is SOMETIMES available is cashier (and multiple scam jobs like "event promoter"). everything else requires years of job experience, a completed apprenticeship or a completed bachelor/master (for a part time job btw. wtf?)
If I finally manage to find a job that is closer than an hour drive away, it always requires me to send them a cover letter and resume (once again for a part time job), which I don't have and I'm not gonna make one just to send to a shit company that's probably not gonna answer anyway, in the hopes of getting a 12e/hr job.

My parents annoy me to "get a job", but how? it's literally not possible. There's no jobs available to me, and the few that are don't give a shit about me.
Every year I "wait around" doing nothing just makes it worse, because nobody wants an old dude with no job experience, when they can get a guy 4 years younger that's willing to get paid less.

I can't even at least get a job that's far away, because without money I'm not buying a car to drive there.
I'm literally stuck in this shithole and can't do anything because I don't have money and I can't get a job.
Get chat gpt to make your cover letter and resume for you
 
Either requirements are a PHD for a fucking burger flipping job or it's a sketchy jew scam company that won't even call you back.
this is the exact same issue I'm having. at least it's not only in germany. tho maybe that's not a good thing.
but it's near impossible because it worships toilets only.
if it's a job without "requirements" the actual requirement is always social competence. the higher you are in the social hierarchy the better the chance of you getting the job. And since whores are at the very top of the hierarchy they'll always be the first choice
 
if it's a job without "requirements" the actual requirement is always social competence. the higher you are in the social hierarchy the better the chance of you getting the job. And since whores are at the very top of the hierarchy they'll always be the first choice
Pretty much.
it's pretty over for us tbh
 
Type in no experience jobs and see what you can find or go on your search browser and find your nation only job websites and see which jobs look good and apply as long as it isn't customer facing you'll be alright.

But as a previous comment stated use AI to your advantage and don't waste 15 minutes making your own resume + cover Letter
 
I'm literally stuck in this shithole and can't do anything because I don't have money and I can't get a job.
Same. Even shit jobs receive thousands of applicants, to much competition. Might as well throw your resume out the window, no point in maling it. People will tell you to move, but with what fucking money? Where's the deposit and rent for my new apartment and money to pay the moving company supposed to come from?
 
Calm down stop panicking. I can read your anxiety through the text.

1. When they give you those requirements, they're more like a wishlist. They're never actually requirements. And if they are, just fucking lie.

That's how I got my current job and my current apartment. I faked bank statements saying I make $10k a month. Then I lied in the interview and made some fake ass portfolio of work that I completed in Canva (which is free)

Then when they asked for job references I made a fake voip phone number (through TextNow) and because I just made it I knew that anybody calling it would be doing the "background check", which is literally them typing your name into the legal database to see If ur a felon and calling the number you provide.

That whenever someone called I put on a fake voice like I was the manager of some stupid ass company.

And even more so, stop finding excuses to LDAR. I'd rather u femboymaxx or osamabinladenmaxx than just sit and accept your fate.

If the job u find is far take the damn bus. Literally steal the money from ur mom's purse and bus to and from work for two weeks. Then buy a moped.


And if ur above 18 apply for government assistance. Actually do that if you're below 18 too.
 
I can't fake a bachelor bro.

don't worry bro. I'm gonna catch the bus sooner or later
You basically can’t fake prior jobs anymore either since as part of the background checks these companies all do they call your prior or current employers who by law where I live have to tell them your job title, how long you worked for them, and if you’re eligible for rehire. They can tell them more too apparently if they want. So yeah we’re fucked.

Notice how bullshit it is that once everyone started getting degrees they became fucking useless? I’m fortunate enough to have a degree and I can’t find anyone willing to take me and I’ve put out a crazy number of apps in the past couple months. If PHDs become the norm then anyone without one will become fodder, the chain just keeps shifting. I hate our society, you don’t even need a degree to do most of these jobs.
 
1. When they give you those requirements, they're more like a wishlist. They're never actually requirements. And if they are, just fucking lie.

That's how I got my current job and my current apartment. I faked bank statements saying I make $10k a month. Then I lied in the interview and made some fake ass portfolio of work that I completed in Canva (which is free)

Then when they asked for job references I made a fake voip phone number (through TextNow) and because I just made it I knew that anybody calling it would be doing the "background check", which is literally them typing your name into the legal database to see If ur a felon and calling the number you provide.

That whenever someone called I put on a fake voice like I was the manager of some stupid ass company.

And even more so, stop finding excuses to LDAR. I'd rather u femboymaxx or osamabinladenmaxx than just sit and accept your fate.

If the job u find is far take the damn bus. Literally steal the money from ur mom's purse and bus to and from work for two weeks. Then buy a moped.


And if ur above 18 apply for government assistance. Actually do that if you're below 18 too.
I’ve read some horror stories of people who got caught doing this though. I wouldn’t want to forge bank statements or pay stubs as at that point I’m in the hard fraud category not just the “exaggeration on my resume” one. Cool it worked for you though. I’m finding it very hard to find a job since they always call your current or prior employer who by law have to give them certain info like your job title, how long you we’re there, etc. It’s gotten tough to fake anything which sucks because every job now requires that you already have experience to land another one. It’s a mess

As for welfare where I’m at you simply will not get it unless you’re a single mother or seriously heinously crippled. As a working aged man job or no you’re not gettin neet bucks. It sucks yo
 
I’ve read some horror stories of people who got caught doing this though. I wouldn’t want to forge bank statements or pay stubs as at that point I’m in the hard fraud category not just the “exaggeration on my resume” one. Cool it worked for you though. I’m finding it very hard to find a job since they always call your current or prior employer who by law have to give them certain info like your job title, how long you we’re there, etc. It’s gotten tough to fake anything which sucks because every job now requires that you already have experience to land another one. It’s a mess

As for welfare where I’m at you simply will not get it unless you’re a single mother or seriously heinously crippled. As a working aged man job or no you’re not gettin neet bucks. It sucks yo
I live in germany, forgery is basically a death sentence here
 
I live in germany, forgery is basically a death sentence here
Exactly. People always say to just bold face lie but there are limits if you’re sane seems to me. Exaggerating a bit is fine, outright lying can get you into legal trouble.
 
Finding a job is a herculean task if you're a sub5 truecel such as myself.
Literally all HR departments of EVERY company is ruled by toilets with an iron fist.
They'll throw your Master's degree with 10 years of experience curriculum application in the trash and hire the unemplyed highschool dropout chad application insead.

Just get NEETbux from the government like the rest of us.
 
maybe immigration Maxx to Scandinavia as a rapefugee. military Maxx? those r it off my head
 
Exactly. People always say to just bold face lie but there are limits if you’re sane seems to me. Exaggerating a bit is fine, outright lying can get you into legal trouble.
even exaggerating hasn't helped me. they're gonna ask you about the stuff, and unless you're the guy from that "catch me if you can" movie goodluck making it believable
 
even exaggerating hasn't helped me. they're gonna ask you about the stuff, and unless you're the guy from that "catch me if you can" movie goodluck making it believable
The way modern backgrounds check work really fucks you up too if you’re not willing to go all the way into deep fraud (something I’m not gonna do because you can wind up in legal trouble).

For example, suppose I worked for X company in job Y. Suppose I want do a different job Z. So you say on your resume you have experience in those responsibilities when applying for this other job type. OK well now they call your prior employer who tells them “no that’s no what they did this is their job title”. Bam like that you’re sunk like a rock and they ghost you.

The issue here is that switching careers to an adjacent field then is effectively impossible since you need years of experience or they just pass you over.
 
"Just do a trade, bro. Just be good at working with your hands like Chad, bro."
 
And even more so, stop finding excuses to LDAR. I'd rather u femboymaxx or osamabinladenmaxx than just sit and accept your fate.

If the job u find is far take the damn bus. Literally steal the money from ur mom's purse and bus to and from work for two weeks. Then buy a moped.
Osamabinladenmaxx? WTH? Also not everyone has access to bus networks
 
Femboymaxxing... I guess if you're able to do it then more power to you...
 

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