Serious It's honestly insane how many Noodlemaxxers there are

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I work at a large retail store and everyday I see at least 5 couples where it's a white guy and a noodle. Some of them aren't even Incel-tier guys. The noodle is usually always disgusting though.
Today I saw one that was about 4'8, dressed like a man and not a single curve on her body and she was with some tall-ish gingercel.
 
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I really wish I could noodlemaxx, but there aren't many in my country... :cryfeels:
 
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RemoveNormalfags said:
I really wish I could noodlemaxx, but there aren't many in my country... :cryfeels:
I'm not white enough to do it.
 
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OverBeforeItBegan said:
I'm not white enough to do it.
Brutally over.
 
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Probably because they treat them better then white women.
 
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JohnWickCel said:
Probably because they treat them better then white women.
Well yeah, I assume the noodles worship them.
 
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Can you blame them? Beggars can't be choosers.
 
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Meanwhile the noodlewhores's lookmatch is a hikkomorii in burgerland
 
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OverBeforeItBegan said:
Today I saw one that was about 4'8, dressed like a man and not a single curve on her
Her son would be posting here in no time, also her looksmatch was aborted.
 
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Even on Dante Must Die mode, there are ways to cheese the game. Noodlemaxxing is the most effective exploit so far
 

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