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TeeHee It's easy to get matches on Tinder

Not clicking that and giving fake news ad revenue. Should archive it tbh.
 
"As a woman, I swipe left on 95 percent of the profiles I encounter" 80/20 rule confirmed by foid whore herself.
 
Just be chad haha, its that simple
 
Guide to Tinder:
1. Be attractive.
2. Don't be unattractive.
 
could've saved all that retarded writing and just said be g00d l00king the end
 
They think everybody plays life in god mode
 
Womens only care if its chad or not. Thats all. Those guides about tinder are bluepilled shit.
 
Archive: The VICE Guide to Tinder for Men, by a Woman

Isn't this like Trump giving the lower class finance advise, his dad only gave him a small million dollar loan after all?!
Or someone who is obese giving culinary tips?!

It nothing but the 'let them eat cake' cliche.

Just because you have money doesn't mean you know what products will fail or not.
Just because you have cake doesn't mean you know how to bake one.
And just because you get matched on tinder, doesn't bloody mean you know how to get matches!

God damn the news media is a shit show :rolleyes:
 
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Do the opposite of the first listed point and you’re golden. Use a group pic but centre chad in the middle, shell swipe thinking it’s chad and you get a 0.001% higher chance at getting a date
 
I wish girls who wrote these articles used an ugly guy's pictures to test their theories. After getting ignored, scammed, and put-down for a month, the girls' can write their article about how to be successful on Tinder. Maybe then they can actually provide some insight other than "be Chad."

From article: "..but nine times out of ten, the men who super-liked me tended to be those I would never let touch me, let alone put their dicks in me."
...I hate this woman.

"If you want to fuck, just say it at some point instead of being coy—don't say you want to 'chill.'" later: "However, opening a conversation with "DTF?" or "I'm going to dick you down like Lex Steele" (yes, I've actually seen this) might not be the best idea. "
Women are great -- they just can't stop contradicting themselves!
  • Be confident, but not arrogant.
  • Be kind, but not a wuss.
  • Take charge, but don't be pushy.
  • Be honest, but not TMI.
  • etc etc etc etc
All these wonderful tricks to disguise their own shallow cravings. JUST ADMIT YOU DON'T WANT UGLY GUYS. You're fucking up all the beta-males, thinking if they follow a long list of bullshit they can get laid.
 
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jfl at putting your computer rig on tinder
 
“but nine times out of ten, the men who super-liked me tended to be those I would never let touch me, let alone put their dicks in me.”

Hahahahaha
 
Gross, Vice news.
 

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