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It's 1 a.m., and I'm heading out to make a humble amount of money

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I woke up at 6 p.m., and I have been online and watching TV for the past hours. Now it's 1:13 a.m. In a little bit, I'll grab my jacket, put my knife in my back pocket, grab three empty bags and my flashlight and head out to walk around the city center and inspect as many trash cans as I can for depositbuxx. Most people leave the depositbuxx on top or next to the trash can, which is a great help.

I can't get neetbuxx as long as I'm enrolled in university, and getting a tiny amount of money helps me to feel more in control of my shitty situation. If the gains would be better, this would be the ideal part-time job for me. I get some fresh air, I force my fat body to walk, and I get some money.

It's not the weekend, and some of the older depositmaxxers have probably already taken some of the depositbuxx, so I don't expect a lot, but I'm already happy if I can just make 5 bucks in an hour. I can get 3 premade sandwiches for 2.39 from the supermarket, so it's like 6 sandwiches.

I know this is absolute loser behavior, but I don't care. Money is money. I'll focus on cans because they weigh next to nothing and give me 25 cents per. If I have any space left in my three bags, I'll make another round for glass bottles. They only give me 8 cents per, but I can use every single cent.

Alright, fellow incels. Wish me luck. Afterwards, I might just go to one of the kebab places for a little treat. I dunno. I want some food, but I don't really wanna talk to anyone. Plus, all customers at this time are drunk assholes.
 
I woke up at 6 p.m., and I have been online and watching TV for the past hours. Now it's 1:13 a.m. In a little bit, I'll grab my jacket, put my knife in my back pocket, grab three empty bags and my flashlight and head out to walk around the city center and inspect as many trash cans as I can for depositbuxx. Most people leave the depositbuxx on top or next to the trash can, which is a great help.

I can't get neetbuxx as long as I'm enrolled in university, and getting a tiny amount of money helps me to feel more in control of my shitty situation. If the gains would be better, this would be the ideal part-time job for me. I get some fresh air, I force my fat body to walk, and I get some money.

It's not the weekend, and some of the older depositmaxxers have probably already taken some of the depositbuxx, so I don't expect a lot, but I'm already happy if I can just make 5 bucks in an hour. I can get 3 premade sandwiches for 2.39 from the supermarket, so it's like 6 sandwiches.

I know this is absolute loser behavior, but I don't care. Money is money. I'll focus on cans because they weigh next to nothing and give me 25 cents per. If I have any space left in my three bags, I'll make another round for glass bottles. They only give me 8 cents per, but I can use every single cent.

Alright, fellow incels. Wish me luck. Afterwards, I might just to to one of the kebab places for a little treat. I dunno. I want some food, but I don't really wanna talk to anyone. Plus, all customers at this time are drunk assholes.
based. you have to do what you have to do.
 
Based and homelesspilled.
 
I hardly see how the is worth your time. You wouldn’t catch me dead collecting cans. Even if I were starving. You’re better off jester maxing in the town square or even pan handling. Pan handlers can make up to $30 -$50 a day.
 
I hardly see how the is worth your time. You wouldn’t catch me dead collecting cans. Even if I were starving. You’re better off jester maxing in the town square or even pan handling. Pan handlers can make up to $30 -$50 a day.

I can't go begging in town to make some bugs. I'd have to compete with all the drunken homeless losers in front of the supermarkets, and I don't think they like competition. Also, the gypsy begging mafia would notice me because their peeps control parts of the begging spots. Last but not least, I prefer doing something that doesn't scream "loser" to anyone who passes me. When I collect cans and bottles, I make sure that each bag isn't overflowing, and I never carry more than two or three. I usually also wait for a moment where only one or two people see me take a bottle, if any at all.
 
I'm taking a little break on campus. I collected almost four bucks in around 45 minutes. That's not bad at all.

When I went outside, I found the first can in just under a minute. In the busy streets, there were normies eating kebab while walking and you could hear faint music and Chad and Stacy singing (or shouting) along. Near the kebab shops, the density of Ali got bigger. You could also hear them blast shit music from their Mercedes and BMW. The campus looked like a battlefield, with wine and booze bottles everywhere. Unfortunately, there is no deposit on vodka and wine bottles. Then, I heard some reggae music and saw a black dude with a reggae hat dancing. It was quite bizarre.

I'm currently taking a break on the the top stair of a staircase leading to a closed campus building so that nobody can surprise me from behind. It's 2:30 a.m. right now, and I'll probably go home in a little bit and try to fill my last empty bag on the way home.
 
I woke up at 6 p.m., and I have been online and watching TV for the past hours. Now it's 1:13 a.m. In a little bit, I'll grab my jacket, put my knife in my back pocket, grab three empty bags and my flashlight and head out to walk around the city center and inspect as many trash cans as I can for depositbuxx. Most people leave the depositbuxx on top or next to the trash can, which is a great help.

I can't get neetbuxx as long as I'm enrolled in university, and getting a tiny amount of money helps me to feel more in control of my shitty situation. If the gains would be better, this would be the ideal part-time job for me. I get some fresh air, I force my fat body to walk, and I get some money.

It's not the weekend, and some of the older depositmaxxers have probably already taken some of the depositbuxx, so I don't expect a lot, but I'm already happy if I can just make 5 bucks in an hour. I can get 3 premade sandwiches for 2.39 from the supermarket, so it's like 6 sandwiches.

I know this is absolute loser behavior, but I don't care. Money is money. I'll focus on cans because they weigh next to nothing and give me 25 cents per. If I have any space left in my three bags, I'll make another round for glass bottles. They only give me 8 cents per, but I can use every single cent.

Alright, fellow incels. Wish me luck. Afterwards, I might just go to one of the kebab places for a little treat. I dunno. I want some food, but I don't really wanna talk to anyone. Plus, all customers at this time are drunk assholes.
I thought you were going to say you're a night security guard. That was what my 8th grade school counselor said I could be when I grew up. She couldn't think of any other job I would be suited for.
 

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