It'd be funny if suicide hotlines had DEI hires

[Chuddy McChud]

Title. Just imagine, your in the worst state you've ever been in, and your considering doing the unthinkable, but, for the sake of your parents/friends you decide to call up the suicide hotline to calm you down and get another perspective, only for a fat black woman to pick up on the other side and say "MMMMMH YES ITS TANESHA SPEAKIN'- WHAT'CHU WANT?"

 

[DeadOnArrivalCel]

Heard a comedian doing a funny joke last year
Was on a plane and the captain spoke , a spastic DEI hire

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

that'd be based tbh. it'd motivate u to live cuz it'd be embarrassing to rope and get outlived by the DEI operator.

 

[anotherwastedlife]

I thought most of them would be brown because the hotline jobs either pay very little or are a volunteer thing that pay nothing

 

[bcroger]

Honestly, most people who work on those hot lines are under paid. Mostly obese ethnic (black and hispanic) women.

I know because I used to work in an office who had those.

 

[TheLastRhodesian]

They probably do actually. Nigger foids that weigh 400 pounds with their long ass nails clicking the phone numbers, "Mmkay sweetie.. He dindu nuffin yet he a goodt boy n shieet." God I fucking hate niggers so much.