I know these guys are slayers in their free time but how do these bad-ass cyber vigilantes find the time to fuck their beautiful gfs in between searching for screenshots of content made by depressed virgins online?
What they do is so admirable, these ‘watchdogs’ (so bad-ass) they put their lives on the line every day to rid the world of villainy. They are basically the avengers of ridding the world of online misogyny.
I mean, I know the women must come in droves when you are a bad-ass crime fighter keeping the world safe from the looming and ever-present threat of lonely men who don’t go outside but Jesus Christ, these guys just have the coolest lives - it isn’t fair.
I mean, I hate to think how dark a place this world would be without the ‘watchdogs’ over at IT to keep it safe from the constant threat of lonely virgin men who masturbate into crusty socks whilst hiding in a dingy basement in the dim light of a hentai video.
Without the Chads over at IT the incel hordes would have conquered the world by now. The people of the world truly are indebted to IT, the last bastion of resistance against this dark and dangerous enemy (lonely virgin men.)
IT, thank you for your service. Thanks to your sacrifice the world can sleep easy tonight, you are the Spartans of the 21st century and your righteous last stand will not be forgotten.
What they do is so admirable, these ‘watchdogs’ (so bad-ass) they put their lives on the line every day to rid the world of villainy. They are basically the avengers of ridding the world of online misogyny.
I mean, I know the women must come in droves when you are a bad-ass crime fighter keeping the world safe from the looming and ever-present threat of lonely men who don’t go outside but Jesus Christ, these guys just have the coolest lives - it isn’t fair.
I mean, I hate to think how dark a place this world would be without the ‘watchdogs’ over at IT to keep it safe from the constant threat of lonely virgin men who masturbate into crusty socks whilst hiding in a dingy basement in the dim light of a hentai video.
Without the Chads over at IT the incel hordes would have conquered the world by now. The people of the world truly are indebted to IT, the last bastion of resistance against this dark and dangerous enemy (lonely virgin men.)
IT, thank you for your service. Thanks to your sacrifice the world can sleep easy tonight, you are the Spartans of the 21st century and your righteous last stand will not be forgotten.
