Ranny
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- Mar 23, 2021
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I think about the time I used to be a kid. I watched movies with cute girls and I wanted to grow up and become a tall, hot guy, the type the girls in the movies loved.
I stopped growing at 16, manifesting my future as a 5'2 omni-manlet. My jaw is non-existent. Balding at 26. Huge nose. Small penis. Round, cow eyes. Curry skin.
Fuck, why oh why. I will never use my blue ocean eyes and look down on a short girl due to being 6'4. Never will I hug a girl with my massive arms and shoulders, making her fall asleep on my big chest.
I must have been a nazi officer in my previous life and this is ultimate punishment .
I stopped growing at 16, manifesting my future as a 5'2 omni-manlet. My jaw is non-existent. Balding at 26. Huge nose. Small penis. Round, cow eyes. Curry skin.
Fuck, why oh why. I will never use my blue ocean eyes and look down on a short girl due to being 6'4. Never will I hug a girl with my massive arms and shoulders, making her fall asleep on my big chest.
I must have been a nazi officer in my previous life and this is ultimate punishment .