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Theory It is statistically impossible to find girlfriend

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Since real world approach doesn’t work anymore let’s take online dating. Also we’ll be taking a look at normie, not incel

Chance of getting match on tinder is about 5% (0,05) per swipe
Chance of matched foid responding to you id say is about 50% (0,5)
Chance of making a fine contact with foid on dating app is about 30% (0,3)
Chance of foid saying “yes” after you ask her out is about 25 % (0,25)
Chance of not getting stood up on date is about 70 % (0,7)
Chance of having sex on a date is somewhere around 40% (0,4)
Chance of getting into LTR after sex on date i think is 50 % (0,5)

Lets multiply: 0,05*0,5*0,3*0,25*0,7*0,4*0,5 = 0.0002625 (0,02625%)

0,02625% of getting a girlfriend per match

It means you need to swipe around 380952 times to get a gf as normie

Just swipe through your whole city theory

Also you only get 100 swipes per day on tinder
Which means you need 3809 days (10 years) to swipe as much
 
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Chance of getting a qt3.14 roxy dogpussy gf: 0%
 
Since real world approach doesn’t work anymore let’s take online dating. Also we’ll be taking a look at normie, not incel

Chance of getting match on tinder is about 5% (0,05) per swipe
Chance of matched foid responding to you id say is about 50% (0,5)
Chance of making a fine contact with foid on dating app is about 30% (0,3)
Chance of foid saying “yes” after you ask her out is about 25 % (0,25)
Chance of not getting stood up on date is about 70 % (0,7)
Chance of having sex on a date is somewhere around 40% (0,4)
Chance of getting into LTR after sex on date i think is 50 % (0,5)

Lets multiply: 0,05*0,5*0,3*0,25*0,7*0,4*0,5 = 0.0002625 (0,02625%)

0,02625% of getting a girlfriend per match

It means you need to swipe around 380952 times to get a gf as normie

Just swipe through your whole city theory
My city barely has that population.
 
Chance of getting a qt3.14 roxy dogpussy gf: 0%
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Probability of at least one of the events happening = 97,76%

Lifefuel
 
bro you're a furry
 
It's over for me, dude.
 
get a rental girlfriend
 
Add to that' that most heterosexual females that want sex/relationships are already taken and if they aren't their standards are usually sky-high and even higher online as proved time and time again.
 
I actually had a date. Can you believe it? I felt we got on. But a day later and zero response back. Fuck. I’m gonna rope for real I think.
 
I actually had a date. Can you believe it? I felt we got on. But a day later and zero response back. Fuck. I’m gonna rope for real I think.
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Since real world approach doesn’t work anymore let’s take online dating. Also we’ll be taking a look at normie, not incel

Chance of getting match on tinder is about 5% (0,05) per swipe
Chance of matched foid responding to you id say is about 50% (0,5)
Chance of making a fine contact with foid on dating app is about 30% (0,3)
Chance of foid saying “yes” after you ask her out is about 25 % (0,25)
Chance of not getting stood up on date is about 70 % (0,7)
Chance of having sex on a date is somewhere around 40% (0,4)
Chance of getting into LTR after sex on date i think is 50 % (0,5)

Lets multiply: 0,05*0,5*0,3*0,25*0,7*0,4*0,5 = 0.0002625 (0,02625%)

0,02625% of getting a girlfriend per match

It means you need to swipe around 380952 times to get a gf as normie

Just swipe through your whole city theory

Also you only get 100 swipes per day on tinder
Which means you need 3809 days (10 years) to swipe as much
the chances of the girl responding are way lower than 50%. most girls are only on there for validation
 
is it actually statistically impossible I'm bad with numbers
 
Hope kills the soul. It drives you insane.
 
Since real world approach doesn’t work anymore let’s take online dating. Also we’ll be taking a look at normie, not incel

Chance of getting match on tinder is about 5% (0,05) per swipe
Chance of matched foid responding to you id say is about 50% (0,5)
Chance of making a fine contact with foid on dating app is about 30% (0,3)
Chance of foid saying “yes” after you ask her out is about 25 % (0,25)
Chance of not getting stood up on date is about 70 % (0,7)
Chance of having sex on a date is somewhere around 40% (0,4)
Chance of getting into LTR after sex on date i think is 50 % (0,5)

Lets multiply: 0,05*0,5*0,3*0,25*0,7*0,4*0,5 = 0.0002625 (0,02625%)

0,02625% of getting a girlfriend per match

It means you need to swipe around 380952 times to get a gf as normie

Just swipe through your whole city theory

Also you only get 100 swipes per day on tinder
Which means you need 3809 days (10 years) to swipe as much
 
Since real world approach doesn’t work anymore let’s take online dating. Also we’ll be taking a look at normie, not incel
From OP's very first line you can see how he is a retard.

Such is the way of this forum
 
Since real world approach doesn’t work anymore let’s take online dating. Also we’ll be taking a look at normie, not incel

Chance of getting match on tinder is about 5% (0,05) per swipe
Chance of matched foid responding to you id say is about 50% (0,5)
Chance of making a fine contact with foid on dating app is about 30% (0,3)
Chance of foid saying “yes” after you ask her out is about 25 % (0,25)
Chance of not getting stood up on date is about 70 % (0,7)
Chance of having sex on a date is somewhere around 40% (0,4)
Chance of getting into LTR after sex on date i think is 50 % (0,5)

Lets multiply: 0,05*0,5*0,3*0,25*0,7*0,4*0,5 = 0.0002625 (0,02625%)

0,02625% of getting a girlfriend per match

It means you need to swipe around 380952 times to get a gf as normie

Just swipe through your whole city theory

Also you only get 100 swipes per day on tinder
Which means you need 3809 days (10 years) to swipe as much
Brutal. But I realised that the first time I used Tinder years ago
 
Probability of at least one of the events happening = 97,76%

Lifefuel
Remember that order of events matter in the calculations. The odds of being stood up on a date, for example, are exactly 0%, if nobody swipes on you, because there is no date. So odds of at least one event occurring is meaningless in context.
 
Remember that order of events matter in the calculations. The odds of being stood up on a date, for example, are exactly 0%, if nobody swipes on you, because there is no date. So odds of at least one event occurring is meaningless in context.
True lol. It's really simple mathematics and he couldn't grasp that.
 
True lol. It's really simple mathematics and he couldn't grasp that.
Probability is highly uninuintive, so I don't blame him.
 
Remember that order of events matter in the calculations. The odds of being stood up on a date, for example, are exactly 0%, if nobody swipes on you, because there is no date. So odds of at least one event occurring is meaningless in context.
True, but I was just trying to find a lifefuel by calculating them independently
 
holy fooook. no statistics for your FACE
 

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