Is there some pill or trick to stop the urge to shit?

[dyingvirgin]

I used to shit once every 2 days, my record was 4 or 5 days with no urge to shit when I was younger and now I have to shit twice a day. It's so infuriating because I hate taking shits, my dick literally turtles even more after taking a shit and it drives me mad. Is there something that can stop this urge?

 

[edgelordcel]

glue your ass shut

 

[dyingvirgin]

glue your ass shut

The well fed don't know what it means to be hungry

 

[xkcdCleftcel]

I used to shit once every 2 days, my record was 4 or 5 days with no urge to shit when I was younger and now I have to shit twice a day. It's so infuriating because I hate taking shits, my dick literally turtles even more after taking a shit and it drives me mad. Is there something that can stop this urge?

yes, consume coffee and cigarettes

 

[dyingvirgin]

yes, consume coffee and cigarettes

that will make it even worse. coffee will lead to the toilet, it won't stop the urge to shit