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Is it volcel to not have a mail-order bride if you're richcel?

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Holy shit guys I just realized a possible cure for inceldom for a lot of us. Getting a cute asian mail-order bride will basically cure us from inceldom. If she cheats with Chad you can just make that bitch get deported. Or do you guys think i'm just coping a bit too much?
 
Mail order brides are pretty much beta bux though and highly likely they would just leave you after they got a green card.

I think your better off just living a comfortable LDAR lifestyle if your a richcel.
 
It is pretty volcel to not do such a thing if you're richcel, however most of us sadly do not have the financial ability to get one. We should create a fund to ensure all incels can get the money for a mail-order bride.
 
just go high status whores if you're rich enough
 
Virginp0wers said:
Mail order brides are pretty much beta bux though and highly likely they would just leave you after they got a green card.

I think your better off just living a comfortable LDAR lifestyle if your a richcel.


Can't you just deport her if she leaves you? I guess it depends from country to country. In Scandinavia it's not beta because if they leave you they're fucked basically because the immigration people will think she married you for green card and kick her out because of that. Btw, are you hyped for Battle for Azeroth?
 
Scandinaviancel said:
Holy shit guys I just realized a possible cure for inceldom for a lot of us. Getting a cute asian mail-order bride will basically cure us from inceldom.

I think it falls in the same category as escortceling.  Meaning, not doing it does not make you volcel.

Scandinaviancel said:
If she cheats with Chad you can just make that bitch get deported.

Just fyi, it does not work like that. You cannot just get her deported. The one thing you can do is to divorce and, depending on how long she has been in the country, she may (or may not) have to leave the country. If she is a tiny bit smart she will wait for the time she has to until she cannot be deported (varies from one country to another, usually up to 5 years) then go for Chad.
 
It does depend on your country's laws, i think if you did order a mail order bride you would still have to see if their was any sort of " spark" even if your incel. I wouldnt put it past mail order brides to have minimum standards even if you are providing for them.

And yes I am very hyped for Battle for Azeroth, I main an Orc mage so i can finally get a Straight back soon, Also Nightborne and the New Tauren look awesome.
 
AngelOfDisease said:
I think it falls in the same category as escortceling.  Meaning, not doing it does not make you volcel.


Just fyi, it does not work like that. You cannot just get her deported. The one thing you can do is to divorce and, depending on how long she has been in the country, she may (or may not) have to leave the country. If she is a tiny bit smart she will wait for the time she has to until she cannot be deported (varies from one country to another, usually up to 5 years) then go for Chad.

Then just go after another one after 5 years. I will at least not be celibate in those years. How is it escortceling when you're not paying for the sex? She can also act as a nice maid/housewife while you're married in those 5 years which is nice.


Virginp0wers said:
It does depend on your country's laws, i think if you did order a mail order bride you would still have to see if their was any sort of " spark" even if your incel. I wouldnt put it past mail order brides to have minimum standards even if you are providing for them.

And yes I am very hyped for Battle for Azeroth, I main an Orc mage so i can finally get a Straight back soon, Also Nightborne and the New Tauren look awesome.

Nice same! I think i'm gonna main a Zandalari troll or a Nightborne mage :relief:
 
Scandinaviancel said:
Then just go after another one after 5 years. I will at least not be celibate in those years. How is it escortceling when you're not paying for the sex? She can also act as a nice maid/housewife while you're married in those 5 years which is nice.

I did not say it is escortcelling, I said not doing that even if you have money does not make you volcel the same way being able to afford a whore and not doing it doesn't.

About going for another one, I just wanted to let you know you cannot just get her deported.
 
Does anyone know someone that has done this technique? Because I can see it as a possible fix for a lot of us.  :relief:


AngelOfDisease said:
I did not say it is escortcelling, I said not doing that even if you have money does not make you volcel the same way being able to afford a whore and not doing it doesn't.

About going for another one, I just wanted to let you know you cannot just get her deported.

5 years of having a relationship and then after that going after another one seems much better for the mental health than being celibate all your life.
 
No. I wouldn't want some woman in my house just cause I want a woman. Touching my shit. Hell no.
 
Scandinaviancel said:
Does anyone know someone that has done this technique? Because I can see it as a possible fix for a lot of us.  :relief:



5 years of having a relationship and then after that going after another one seems much better for the mental health than being celibate all your life.



Well a lot of us arent Richcels like in my case i cant even get a job after almost 2 years of trying. Richcel just enables more copes or attempts at looksmaxing. Im sure you could find stories of people who used a Mail order bride online somewhere.
 

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