Experiment Is it actual possible for incel to be professional slot machine gambler

[Saysitsover]

I am was thinking if we can become professional slot machine gambler it would be a lifefuel for incels. Cause at slot machine you can force hot foids to bring you drinks using the screen on the machine. Then we make money on the machine as our livelihood. I’d we change the bet for each spin I feel like we can do what blackjack does where they count the cards. I can’t do blackjack card counter cause I forget the numbers after a few cards go out

 

[antipode]

Then we make money on the machine as our livelihood

if only

 

[kaan]

Just 46324 more spins at the slot machine and youll slay bro trust me

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

yes

 

[OwnerOpcell]

how can someone be a pro at something thats complete random chance?
last time mega millions was over a billion i was dropping over 200 week. that make me a pro or a fool?
im going to say fool

 

[Saysitsover]

how can someone be a pro at something thats complete random chance?
last time mega millions was over a billion i was dropping over 200 week. that make me a pro or a fool?
im going to say fool

Change your bet between the spins

 

[Saysitsover]

It can work

 

[Nature&Whitepilled]

how can someone be a pro at something thats complete random chance?
last time mega millions was over a billion i was dropping over 200 week. that make me a pro or a fool?
im going to say fool

You can do martingale on Slots which is the best strategy. Start with lowest bet, set a fixed number where you increase your bet for example: every 10-20th spin you double the bet, do this until you hit a bonus. Afterwards change slot and start over.

 

[OwnerOpcell]

You can do martingale on Slots which is the best strategy. Start with lowest bet, set a fixed number where you increase your bet for example: every 10-20th spin you double the bet, do this until you hit a bonus. Afterwards change slot and start over.

average machine needs to spin at least 4 times the jackpot before it even activates. seems like a waste of time.
$1 slot with a 1k prize would need to spin 4,000 times 3k for the casino 1k to cover the jackpot

 

[Saysitsover]

average machine needs to spin at least 4 times the jackpot before it even activates. seems like a waste of time.
$1 slot with a 1k prize would need to spin 4,000 times 3k for the casino 1k to cover the jackpot

I will play slots professional

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

yes

 

[faded]

You can do martingale on Slots which is the best strategy. Start with lowest bet, set a fixed number where you increase your bet for example: every 10-20th spin you double the bet, do this until you hit a bonus. Afterwards change slot and start over.

Cope

 

[SuccessfulShark]

Slot machines are completely random, it's impossible to win without cheating... some people here are retarded tbh.

 

[zephyr]

Just 46324 more spins at the slot machine and youll slay bro trust me

 

[SteelCentaur]

Yes, it's possible. Sounds like you've got it all figured out, brocel. Make sure you stay at the slot machines all day. Don't even leave to go to the toilet, just piss your pants. Never give up!!!

 

[KING NOTHING]

Yes, it's possible. Sounds like you've got it all figured out, brocel. Make sure you stay at the slot machines all day. Don't even leave to go to the toilet, just piss your pants. Never give up!!!

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Sunken cost fallacy = Winner's mindset.

 

[SteelCentaur]

Sunken cost fallacy = Winner's mindset.

 

[braindmgedsleepycel]

no, if we were fucked over by universe in terms of everything regarding our being (looks, height, neurotypicality) why would we be lucky elsewhere
when was the last time one of us has actually "made it big"
we will be unlucky in everything, we are cursed

 

[Tacomonkey]

I am was thinking if we can become professional slot machine gambler it would be a lifefuel for incels. Cause at slot machine you can force hot foids to bring you drinks using the screen on the machine. Then we make money on the machine as our livelihood. I’d we change the bet for each spin I feel like we can do what blackjack does where they count the cards. I can’t do blackjack card counter cause I forget the numbers after a few cards go out

No, the machines are rigged to only pay out x% of what is put in. You can’t fool the machines because hundreds of people have worked for years to ensure you can’t.

You’ll never win a house game, blackjack and poker are better.

 

[nystagmuscel]

no, if we were fucked over by universe in terms of everything regarding our being (looks, height, neurotypicality) why would we be lucky elsewhere
when was the last time one of us has actually "made it big"
we will be unlucky in everything, we are cursed