Is dry humping ascension?

[Therapywasawaste]

If a foid invites a guy over to her house and grinds on him on her bed while touching herself and gives him a handjob over the pants, with their clothes on except shoes and also her taking off her bra, is that guy still incel? If he still got to kiss and squish, I think it's ascension.

 

[Hail]

No dry humping for your face

 

[Supreme Kanga]

Sounds very specific

 

[Mecoja]

Weirdly specific

 

[Apex.Koala]

He might be a high-tier incel

 

[DarkStar]

Sounds very specific

It's one of those "asking for a friend bro" type of things

 

[Starfish Vs Koala]

It's fucking RAPE!!! Call the police if you've been harmed.

 

[CEO of Simps]

are u asking for a friend OP?

 

[light]

ban this fakecelnigger

 

[light]

mooooods

 

[Therapywasawaste]

are u asking for a friend OP?

It's one of those "asking for a friend bro" type of things

Yes. Should I stop being his friend?

 

[Supreme Kanga]

Yes. Should I stop being his friend?

IRL or online?

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

De-facto ascension

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Weirdly specific

 

[Therapywasawaste]

IRL or online?

IRL, he doesn't know about incel stuff specifically but we were both technically incels before.

 

[Sonicfancel]

It's fucking RAPE!!!

This. Never let a stranger touch your private parts. Just say NO.

 

[Supreme Kanga]

IRL, he doesn't know about incel stuff specifically but we were both technically incels before.

I would've been raging hearing him go into detail like that while being a cel

 

[DarkStar]

IRL, he doesn't know about incel stuff specifically but we were both technically incels before.

So are you saying you & him dryhumped a foid?

 

[Therapywasawaste]

So are you saying you & him dryhumped a foid?

Just he did.

 

[Therapywasawaste]

I would've been raging hearing him go into detail like that while being a cel

It only made me sad.

 

[DarkStar]

I would've been raging hearing him go into detail like that while being a cel

Dude same here

Like ok idc if they just say "oh yeah I got with some girl" or whatever because it's so common

It would suck especially if they were actually someone you liked

 

[DarkStar]

Just he did.

Well, he's technically ascended ig

 

[Supreme Kanga]

Dude same here

Like ok idc if they just say "oh yeah I got with some girl" or whatever because it's so common

It would suck especially if they were actually someone you liked

Yeah there's no need to say anything more than that

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Sounds very specific

 

[DarkStar]

Yeah there's no need to say anything more than that

This is kind of where I sort of like the whole "trad" and "conservative" stuff(even though it's really not, as Evola told me when I read his books high asf) since it at least made people be more restraint with this

 

[Skelly]

If a foid invites a guy over to her house

you didnt need to say more, yes he has ascended

 

[yourbod_ymychoicel]

It's fucking RAPE!!! Call the police if you've been harmed.

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Wtf is this question

 

[Skelly]

Dude same here

Like ok idc if they just say "oh yeah I got with some girl" or whatever because it's so common

It would suck especially if they were actually someone you liked

Its on purpose so they can dunk on your subhuman ass

 

[DarkStar]

Its on purpose so they can dunk on your subhuman ass

Not always, it's often just people stating it casually

 

[over_department]

Yes

 

[CEO of Simps]

Yes. Should I stop being his friend?

idk he's your friend not mine

 

[Clavicus Vile]

Of course.

 

[SocialOutkast95]

Dry humping? lol

 

[Castaway]

Yeah, it counts as ascending the same way getting head does. Despite it not being real sex, it shows that a foid is willing to be intimate with you and is at least somewhat attracted to you.

 

[Mr. Agent Clark]

Sounds very specific

 

[Mr. Agent Clark]

Too specifics

 

[Grodd]

Sounds very specific

 

[Enigmaz]

Any physical contact with a foid is ascension.

 

[forteanSocietySpy]

How the hell does said guy even get a foid for free? Or even get that kind of proximity for free?
100% fakecel!

 

[Therapywasawaste]

How the hell does said guy even get a foid for free? Or even get that kind of proximity for free?
100% fakecel!

I don't know. This was his second time going to hang out with her.

 

[Castaway]

I don't know. This was his second time going to hang out with her.

Was he Chad?

 

[zerozerozero]

guys if i fuck 5'3 skinny glasses-wearing korean foid doggy style and cum in 26 minutes am i fakecel???

 

[Therapywasawaste]

Was he Chad?

No, he's almost as ugly as I am.

 

[Therapywasawaste]

guys if i fuck 5'3 skinny glasses-wearing korean foid doggy style and cum in 26 minutes am i fakecel???

Only if you're also Korean.

 

[Grey Man]

Technically this wouldn't be legal ascension due to the fact that no PIV was involve. But it's the best example of a fakecel though.