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Is dry humping ascension?

Therapywasawaste

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If a foid invites a guy over to her house and grinds on him on her bed while touching herself and gives him a handjob over the pants, with their clothes on except shoes and also her taking off her bra, is that guy still incel? If he still got to kiss and squish, I think it's ascension.
 
No dry humping for your face
 
Sounds very specific :feelssus:
 
Weirdly specific :feelssus:
 
He might be a high-tier incel :D
 
It's fucking RAPE!!! Call the police if you've been harmed.
 
are u asking for a friend OP?
 
ban this fakecelnigger
 
De-facto ascension
 
IRL, he doesn't know about incel stuff specifically but we were both technically incels before.
I would've been raging hearing him go into detail like that while being a cel
 
I would've been raging hearing him go into detail like that while being a cel
Dude same here

Like ok idc if they just say "oh yeah I got with some girl" or whatever because it's so common

It would suck especially if they were actually someone you liked
 
Dude same here

Like ok idc if they just say "oh yeah I got with some girl" or whatever because it's so common

It would suck especially if they were actually someone you liked
Yeah there's no need to say anything more than that
 
Yeah there's no need to say anything more than that
This is kind of where I sort of like the whole "trad" and "conservative" stuff(even though it's really not, as Evola told me when I read his books high asf) since it at least made people be more restraint with this
 
Wtf is this question :feelssus:
 
Dude same here

Like ok idc if they just say "oh yeah I got with some girl" or whatever because it's so common

It would suck especially if they were actually someone you liked
Its on purpose so they can dunk on your subhuman ass
 
Yeah, it counts as ascending the same way getting head does. Despite it not being real sex, it shows that a foid is willing to be intimate with you and is at least somewhat attracted to you.
 
Any physical contact with a foid is ascension.
 
How the hell does said guy even get a foid for free? Or even get that kind of proximity for free?
100% fakecel!
 
How the hell does said guy even get a foid for free? Or even get that kind of proximity for free?
100% fakecel!
I don't know. This was his second time going to hang out with her.
 
guys if i fuck 5'3 skinny glasses-wearing korean foid doggy style and cum in 26 minutes am i fakecel???
 
Technically this wouldn't be legal ascension due to the fact that no PIV was involve. But it's the best example of a fakecel though.
 
"I asked if I could come over, she said I could, I came over, she led me to her room, I asked if I could sit on her bed, she said I could."
"What the fuck? How do you get into a bed with a foid :lasereyes:"
"I asked if I could sit on her bed, she said I could. Later she asked me to lie down."
Fakecel status: :yes:

Knew this post was sus when I first saw it.

Seems like I was late to an event yet again. I honestly should've checked the ban appeals before I posted.
 
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