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Serious Is Colvin76 a Fakecel?

Over for colvin76cels
 
If he autismmaxxes he can def ascend
 
ask the average foid if she notices since you cold approach them so much. Also, you're lowinhib to cold approach TWENTY FIVE foids in a single day. thats chad material (in comparison to the rest of the site)
25 times in his entire life? lmao thats nothing, speak for yourself.
So he is not short?
jfl at larpers
 
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Let's assess his power ranking here:
Pros:
-176cm height (above average US height of 175cm/5'9), so above average height)
-Near six plate deadlift, obviously athletic and very impressive for 18 years old, with that age and full body strength could easily be ripped with a cut
-Black (easier to looksmaxx since all of his kind look the same)
-High IQ for members of his kind (not saying much)
-Lives in United States (I think)
-Probably decent at basketball
-6 inch cock

Negs:
-Name is Colvin, automatically repulsive nerd name (esp to black chicks) should shorten it to Cal or something but even that sounds white
-Lightskin (don't know how to assess this one, it really depends, could make him look mixed race and awkward or preferable, don't know
-Apparently '3/10' face ( I think, haven't seen it)
-Resident autist on incels.co
-Diagnosed autism
-Apparently got rejected by around 20 chicks in a row


So in short we have an athletic above average height black 18yo who is incel. However I still think he mogs most of the userbase here, definitely able to score a GF if he autismminns and fashion/skincare/hairmaxxes to attract both black and white chicks his age. Racism aside it's hard to tell black people apart anyway, and he can wear Jordans to increase his height (mandatory if you are black anyway). I don't think he has a fakecel YET but he definitely has some potential to ascend at his age with a bit of effort, so im making this post to reach out to him too.

Thoughts?
I was really good friends with a blackcel with all of the above listed traits but he couldn't ascend worth shit. I saw his face and he really was a 3/4 out of 10.. But he had his health and if I were in his shoes I would seriously AfricaMAXX. Black women in Africa look up to black men in America who are even lower middle class. Because our standard of living here is miles better than what they have there. I just wouldn't bring one back here because she would get caught up in American culture and become just like any other Amerifoid and leave.

Honestly I would get out of the western hemisphere and go to Cambodia or the Philippines personally if I was in good health. That is what I am aiming at. Some day, I am going to be healthy enough to get the f-- out of here, go to Cambodia, live in a hotel for a few months, and just have a gf. I will set an end date to the relationship. That way theres no divorce, nobodys heart gets broken. She gets free meals and a bit of money from me, and I get some sex and companionship for a winter. Sounds blissful. Maybe it will never happen, but that is my dream.
 
Colvin is the most blackpilled person on here.
 
Colvin is the most blackpilled person on here.
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Colvin is the most blackpilled person on here.
lmao go suck his black dick you massive cuck.
No. 5'9.25" (176cm) is still below average USA height. Average USA height is 5'10" (177.8cm)
lmao stop calling urself a manlet then. being 2 cm below average IS NOT manlet, if you say so, that is humblebragging and a spit in the face of ANY real manlet.
 
lmao go suck his black dick you massive cuck.

lmao stop calling urself a manlet then. being 2 cm below average IS NOT manlet, if you say so, that is humblebragging and a spit in the face of ANY real manlet.
really? i'm a cuck. go listen to your own username's advice
 
lmao go suck his black dick you massive cuck.

lmao stop calling urself a manlet then. being 2 cm below average IS NOT manlet, if you say so, that is humblebragging and a spit in the face of ANY real manlet.
Keep in mind that the "average" height accounts for boomers and immigrants which brings it down.

Average height for young USA born 16-25 year old males is probably closer to 5'11" - 6'0" (180cm - 184cm)
 
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really? i'm a cuck. go listen to your own username's advice
just sad how you are his personal cheerleader. even colvin doesnt like your pathethic ass kissing.
Keep in mind that the "average" height accounts for boomers and immigrants which brings it down.

Average height for young USA born 16-25 year old males is probably closer to 5'11" - 6'0" (180cm - 184cm)
Height is a cope unless VERY short or VERY Tall
being a few cms above or below average height means NOTHING. my brother, my best friends have had sex since early teens and are same height as me, or shorter. and im 1 cm below average height.
 
Keep in mind that the "average" height accounts for boomers and immigrants which brings it down.

Average height for young USA born 16-25 year old males is probably closer to 5'11" - 6'0" (180cm - 184cm)
the average height i think used to be 5'6 in the 1880s at least in sweden i think
just sad how you are his personal cheerleader. even colvin doesnt like your pathethic ass kissing.

Height is a cope unless VERY short or VERY Tall
being a few cms above or below average height means NOTHING. my brother, my best friends have had sex since early teens and are same height as me, or shorter. and im 1 cm below average height.
people here give a compliment to other users all the time u retard
 
race
sub6face
autism
truecel
 
This growing colvin obsession reminds of the movie Get Out. They're studying you Colvin. You've become a "specimen" and I guarantee most of it is purely racial due to you being the most vocal blackcel here.
 
also he's died 3 times and came back to life
 
Autism is a major factor if you aren’t good looking. He can surely stay, no autist deserves to be booted from the forum.
 
I thought he was 5'7?
he said he lied about his height to avoid being doxxed
Average height for young USA born 16-25 year old males is probably closer to 5'11" - 6'0" (180cm - 184cm)
Colvin, I know you're autistic, so I'll try to express this slowly.
You cannot make up anecdotal claims with no statistical evidence as being true.
I don't care if thats what you see in your school. Show me an actual research study that says the average height isn't 5'9"/5'10"
>ethnicels/old people bring height down
you're still competing with ethnics for pussy, and you are an ethnic yourself. you're black
>zoomers are taller
answer my question. is there a study to prove this?
how would they be taller than ww2 born people with good nutrition and proper exercise?
if you can't answer this, stop fucking saying it. you're average height and strong as fuck. stop denying it colvin, you're an incel but mog most of this board
 
I've seen colvins pics hes a 3-3.5 facially roughly

Have pics inside
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lol dead serious this is what he looks like JFL
 
I'm not as bloated as larry wheels jfl
ngl you two look pretty similar though lol
If your fakecel then I must be too tbh these people are projecting hard.
 
He's an eye areacel.

He has truecel eye asymmetry.

His face bones are decent and he isn't norwooding. If he goes to Dr.Taban, he'll be saved.
 
Because my parents would never let me.
If you can somehow get the money, just do it and tell your parents to keep coping. Do you have enopthalmos/exopthalmos?
 
Hes famous incel, mega arms cel, mega somethingsomething cel.
 
@Colvin76 dm me your face, won't leak it and if and if you think I did you can report me. genuinely curious to see how u look
 
If you can somehow get the money, just do it and tell your parents to keep coping. Do you have enopthalmos/exopthalmos?
I have no idea what enopyhalmos/exopthalmos are.

Also surgery is cope because I would still be sub8.
@Colvin76 dm me your face, won't leak it and if and if you think I did you can report me. genuinely curious to see how u look
I'll PM you
 
I have no idea what enopyhalmos/exopthalmos are.

Also surgery is cope because I would still be sub8.
Your eyes are asymmetrical. Try facing your face upward and looking down to compare the depth of your eyes in your sockets in the mirror. Check your canthal tilts too. I've seen you, you would literally be able to pull at least a high tier becky if your eyes were fixed.
 
Your eyes are asymmetrical. Try facing your face upward and looking down to compare the depth of your eyes in your sockets in the mirror. Check your canthal tilts too. I've seen you, you would literally be able to pull at least a high tier becky if your eyes were fixed.
Sounds like teracope tbh. Mostly only chads / chadlites get high tier beckys
 
exopthalmos
from seeing his pic id say minor exo on his left eye if any, and no eno. Skull and facial structure is mostly fine, with a bit of facial bloat possibly due to water retention. he's ugly but not that ugly, I'd say 4.5 on a fair scale. He has pretty good shoulders and a good body in general, I don't think he'd be seen in a manlet IRL thanks to his broadness. His gymcelling definitely helps his face + body and its good he started early.
enopyhalmos
hard to explain but basically your eye(s) are displaced and usually sunken around your orbital due to bone size or orbital muscle
exopthalmos
I'd lean to yes for the eye on the left side of his face. Even taking lighting and position into his account, his skull is fine but his eye is definitely bulging out a bit. This isn't that bad though
 
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Sounds like teracope tbh. Mostly only chads / chadlites get high tier beckys
Dr.Taban can turn you into at least a tyronelite. Your eye area is the main thing holding you back from infecting thots with COLVIN-19...

from seeing his pic id say minor exo on his left eye if any, and no eno. Skull and facial structure is mostly fine, with a bit of facial bloat possibly due to water retention. he's ugly but not that ugly, I'd say 4.5 on a fair scale. He has pretty good shoulders and a good body in general, I don't think he'd be seen in a manlet IRL thanks to his broadness. His gymcelling definitely helps his face + body and its good he started early.
Exopthalmos requires are more pro-tier surgery to fix. I've seen miraculous rebirths from Dr.Taban though. The rest of his face is violent, high T thug though. He might have a bit of a tyler1 skull but he can cover that up with pineapple dreads or something. Once he surgerymaxxes his eye area, he will be pushing out mixtapes and pushing his punisher in prime, pink, petite pussy.
 
Dr.Taban can turn you into at least a tyronelite. Your eye area is the main thing holding you back from infecting thots with COLVIN-19...


Exopthalmos requires are more pro-tier surgery to fix. I've seen miraculous rebirths from Dr.Taban though. The rest of his face is violent, high T thug though. He might have a bit of a tyler1 skull but he can cover that up with pineapple dreads or something. Once he surgerymaxxes his eye area, he will be pushing out mixtapes and pushing his punisher in prime, pink, petite pussy.
exo aint his biggest problem bro its his lips/nose
 
exo aint his biggest problem bro its his lips/nose
I'd still say his eye area is the biggest problem. His upper lip is kind of bad though. His nose is considered normal for blacks but could use a size reduction.
 

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