After defeating the Iron Landwhale, you activate the contraption at the high top of the "Fem Fortress" which signals the Goblinas to fly down and latch their claws onto you, carrying you to the promised land. As the stinky globinas carry you, you spot from the distant fog the place that you were looking for. It is the ancient city. Anor Foidus, the city of the foids. The city is lively but it is full of dangerous landwhales servants of the royal court of this city who try to smash you as you spot them, but with your sword and manly strength you plunge them into the great darkness upon combat, gathering their souls and strengthening yourself.
You make your way into the castle through the roof tops and sneak your way from the IT White Knights, who throw words upon words of seethe at you in an attempt to stop you from progressing. Eventually you manage to get inside the castle and kill a Titanite Demon.
You kill the last two landwhales that were guarding the gate, and you find your long lost friend Solaire of Astora.
"Oh, undead one, you've come here as well. Do you know what lies behind that gate? It's best to prepare, I've heard from myths so of this perilous order. The two of them, the great Gwynevere, of the big tits. I wanna feel these tits, and I guess you do to. But before that, the most repulsive, indiscreet, obscene foe lies. Come with me if you must, but this will be an arduous battle."
You follow him into the gate, and find two abominations standing at the great balcony. The bigger, fatter one plunges into the ground making a big shockwave with its mighty ass. The other one succeeds with a swift jump, falling swiftly with both feet at ready.
They look very fucking ugly, so to say. And they also stink. The first, fatter one on the left looks like a fucking five thousand pound abomination with fat hanging boobs and a gaping vagina. The other one looks like an only fans bitch who makes a living off her white knight paypigs and seems ready to summon them at any time.
FIGHT!
we fight
