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Blackpill iPhone theory is not being discussed nearly enough on this forum

Apple monopolized normie phone culture in such an incredibly effective degree that it even harms your smv to not own their products. You pay for the brand, and honestly women do see dudes with androids as lesser. One of many things.

I want an iPhone but can't get one right now. I fucking hate Android honestly, slow piece of trash.
It wont hurt a gigachad, but it'll hurt normie tier guys. Its not so much that the iphone is any nicer, its just that not having one is a sign of nonconformity. I could get an iphone, but i have no real reason to.
 
It wont hurt a gigachad, but it'll hurt normie tier guys. Its not so much that the iphone is any nicer, its just that not having one is a sign of nonconformity. I could get an iphone, but i have no real reason to.
After only ever using androids I'd definitely get an iPhone if I could especially since you can't even switch batteries anymore. Androids are slow as fuck, clunky as fuck, laggy as all shit, I'm not a programmer or Dev so their only benefits are useless.

iPhones are fast and easy to use, that's all I care about in a phone.
 
After only ever using androids I'd definitely get an iPhone if I could especially since you can't even switch batteries anymore. Androids are slow as fuck, clunky as fuck, laggy as all shit, I'm not a programmer or Dev so their only benefits are useless.

iPhones are fast and easy to use, that's all I care about in a phone.
Higher end androids work fine, but medium to lower tier ones are garbage. They glitch up more, have shitty cameras, have shitty displays, and have a shitty unaesthetic interface in general. Fortunately mine (an LG Tribute) is one of the rare mid tiers that works fine, so I haven't needed to replace it yet. However, when I do, I will be switching to an iphone for the facetime and imessage.
 
This isn't 2010, what are you using your phone for that you need a 5 GHz 16 core CPU? LOL if you think women even understand what non-expendible memory is or what the word hardware even means, Its all about the logo on the back of your phone in 2019
With a phone case can u even tell?
 
You can still tell by the camera placement. As long as it's aesthetic, it should be fine.
I heard iPhone has their own plug whereas android uses microusb so its inconvenient. Also apparently iPhone doesnt have 3.5mm Jack for headphones? Anyway, idc because I rather live in asia than deal with western idiots
 
Higher end androids work fine, but medium to lower tier ones are garbage. They glitch up more, have shitty cameras, have shitty displays, and have a shitty unaesthetic interface in general. Fortunately mine (an LG Tribute) is one of the rare mid tiers that works fine, so I haven't needed to replace it yet. However, when I do, I will be switching to an iphone for the facetime and imessage.
I could get an iPhone the poorfag way right now with 0 up front but I feel like there's lots of Jewish trickery involved with that to where I'd probably regret not buying it up front later

I'd get one if I could. Sick of Android now. They got rid of removable batteries just fucking lol why.
 
I could get an iPhone the poorfag way right now with 0 up front but I feel like there's lots of Jewish trickery involved with that to where I'd probably regret not buying it up front later

I'd get one if I could. Sick of Android now. They got rid of removable batteries just fucking lol why.
Yeah it's always more expensive in the end. Also, I will never sign a service contract. They are overpriced and very difficult to get out of. The only reason to have one is if you need the family plan for your kids, or you like to replace your phone all the time. There's no reason to have one if you just need a solid phone to get the job done.
 
Yeah it's always more expensive in the end. Also, I will never sign a service contract. They are overpriced and very difficult to get out of. The only reason to have one is if you need the family plan for your kids, or you like to replace your phone all the time. There's no reason to have one if you just need a solid phone to get the job done.
They're not always over priced, but that's because you're stuck being the companies bitch for two hours and have to cough it up every month

I just looked it up, an iPhone 11 you can get at an overall cheaper price than buying it retail in Canada but you also of course need the $50 minimum monthly plan with it.
 
Low IQ thread, there is no phone for your face
 
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Hahaha amerifats are retarded
 
They're not always over priced, but that's because you're stuck being the companies bitch for two hours and have to cough it up every month

I just looked it up, an iPhone 11 you can get at an overall cheaper price than buying it retail in Canada but you also of course need the $50 minimum monthly plan with it.
I still have a plan, it just doesn't have a contract. So the phone is a little more up front, but it's not as expensive as buying the phone alone.
True, it's only america. Everybody else uses whatsapp.
Whatsapp works way better than text messages
Doesn't even have a case, what a low inhib god
 
When my current android phone dies I'm gonna get an oppo phone cause they're cheaper
buying an expensive phone to get pussy is next level cucked
Xiaomi is pretty cheap too.
 
I still have a plan, it just doesn't have a contract. So the phone is a little more up front, but it's not as expensive as buying the phone alone.

Whatsapp works way better than text messages

Doesn't even have a case, what a low inhib god
Yeah, and instead of facetime people use facebook messenger. I don't know how iphone ended up being so popular in America. You can't even change the icons easily and get custom launchers without jailbreaking.
 
Yeah, and instead of facetime people use facebook messenger. I don't know how iphone ended up being so popular in America. You can't even change the icons easily and get custom launchers without jailbreaking.
Apple is an American company, and is promoted heavily in American fashion and culture.
 
Low IQ thread, there is no phone for your face
I have never owned a smartphone because I have never had real friends irl to talk to on one and I'm too ugly for tinder so there is no reason to but an expensive phone and pay for service.
 
I don’t get it. I have an iPhone (8);and the bubbles are always green, even when I text people who have an iPhone.
 
I have a Huawei
 
I have an iphone yet still I'm incel.
yet you're right though, there is a clear opinion foids and normies in general have towards andriod phone users.
 
Why would you ever buy overpriced normalnigger apple garbage?
 
This isn't 2010, what are you using your phone for that you need a 5 GHz 16 core CPU? LOL if you think women even understand what non-expendible memory is or what the word hardware even means, Its all about the logo on the back of your phone in 2019
But who was mobile games?
 
I always had an android and always will. i won't overpay for some piece of shit iphone.
Same. Besides everyone around me has a samsung or a huwaii whatever chink phone. Iphones are rare here.
 
Only uncultured femoids care about that overpriced shit
 
So many pills.... and all of the, hit so hard
 
This forum just hit a new low of stupidity.

Not having an iPhone isn't the reason you're not getting laid. Having an ugly face is.
Chad can have a flip phone from 2007 and look "retro cool" (just like wearing vintage jeans). "Teehee, that phone is SOOOO cute, teehee!"

A man makes his clothes and accessories look good, NOT the other way around.
 
Wow this is fucking next-level retarded bluepilled bullshit.

Living up to your name, OP.
 
Srs, seen it mentioned maybe once or twice but I reckon this is why some of us are incel. And before anyone mentions it, Im not saying that having an iPhone will get you laid but rather if you dont have the latest iPhone you have 0 chance of getting laid

Reminder that women judge your bubble color:

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The only people who have Android phones in 2019 are neckbearded soyboy tech youtubers like unbox therapy, dont be like that

I was actually just reading this post reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/dqfiu5/a_17f_and_still_a_virgin_is_that_okaynormal_and/ on reddit when the iPhonepill hit me hard:





Guys, IN 2019 FACETIMING IS A RELATIONSHIP STAGE

You cannot expect to ever get to kissing and fucking if you dont have an iPhone to facetime first

Unfortunately I have an Android so yeah....Im thinking about maybe going out tomorrow to check out some iPhones and see if I can afford one...
Retarded Downs Syndrome tier IQ

This is the lowest IQ thing ive heard in a longtime. If the just get latest tech (iPhone, macbook, Car, e.t.c) meme was true then noone would be an incel. Jfl giga cope. Look at the Supreme Gentleman - he had a high end BMW that moged 90% of the other cars on campus but blond stacies didnt give a flying fuck and didnt give him pussy.

As a sub 5/10 male you could do a simple experiment to show you just how retarded and lowIQpilled this post is - borrow a Macbook Pro(cuckbook), iPhone 11 plus pro max (foidphone 11) and an Apple watch and daygamemaxxx and approach foids whilst having shiny apple merch & youll see that foids will STILL be disgusted to the point of vomiting by your incel genes

iPhonemaxxxing is a useless cope - better use that money for escortcelling tbh ngl
 
I don’t get it. I have an iPhone (8);and the bubbles are always green, even when I text people who have an iPhone.
If you're not trolling then you probably have imessage turned off. Turn it on and the bubbles should be blue.
 
I just prefer iPhones tbh.

iOS is amazing.
iPhones are cucked

Having a iPhone is like having a wife who
  • intentionally refuses you full use of her body but she insisted that you spent $500 000 on a lavish wedding for her, (64gig iPhone = $1000+ jfl and an Apple stand also = $1000 )
  • Wont give you a blowjob (no bluetooth file transfer)
  • Wont give you anal sex (no reverse wireless charging)
  • Only allows you to fuck her in the missionary position with the lights turned off ( no 90hz or 120hz refresh )
  • Stubbornly Refuses to shave her hairy cunt ( no expandable microSD, no USB Type-C,)
  • Only gives you sex on Christmas & on your Birthday (no native file transfer via mass storage - you need to install itunes (cuckTunes)
  • Has been fucked by over 100 different 10+ inch BBC's and you can never share any "firsts" with her (iPhone is always late to the party jfl. Android pioneered face unlock, OLED , slide down notifications bar, wireless charging, dual, triple & now quad camera tech, time of flight cameras, super slow motion video, e.t.c)
iPhone is for cucks who like to take it up the ass :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree:
 
I have an iPhone X, foids don’t care and didn’t even when it was new and stood out. Phones don’t matter.
 
I've always thought that Steve Job's genius was to make information technologies accessible to retards.
 
I use my phone as a music player.
 
Smartphones are just a weak as shit social validation tool that pales in comparison to the power of a PC master race gaming rig. Whatever happened to using a smartphone to make an urgent phone call.

Fucking tossers man, they use this disposable trash tech while mocking the very type of men that created it.
 

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