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Instead of getting cringe sponsorships that nobody wants, Master should spend time creating original merch that users actually want. We can start with shirts and hats. They need to have an incels.is theme but be discreet at the same time. If a normie sees you wearing it irl they should be clueless as to what it means, but if a fellow incel sees it he should immediately recognize the meaning :feelshehe:

I will pitch a few suggestions:
  • A shirt that says (IN VIDEO GAME) and has a graphic of a video game controller
  • A fast banana viral marketing shirt and hat
  • A shirt that says SUPREME GENTLEMAN (subtle reference to ER)
  • A shirt/hat with a picture of a black pill on it and nothing else
  • A shirt with a cartoon kangaroo and koala
  • A hat that says Kanga

Also I had the idea of selling our own incels.is exclusive supplements. We can play off the different meanings of different color pills. For example...

:redpill:: Exercise enhancement pill marketed for gymcels
:blackpill:: Pill that boosts cognitive function. It signifies waking up to blackpill reality and becoming aware. Something like that Neuro Gum
:whitepill:: Pill that makes you happy and relaxed. Perhaps some kind of THC infused pill?
:bluepill:: I don't fucking know. Maybe a viagra boner pill for erectlie dysfunctioncels?


(I expect 10% of all profits if any of my ideas are used) :feelsaww:
 
I want a shirt of saint gropehands about to molest a phone
 
in all honesty a plain baseball cap that simply said 'incels.is' in our classic font would be great merch, and maybe an embroidery on the back that inscribes your post count status
 
in all honesty a plain baseball cap that simply said 'incels.is' in our classic font would be great merch, and maybe an embroidery on the back that inscribes your post count status
Id wear that
 
in all honesty a plain baseball cap that simply said 'incels.is' in our classic font would be great merch, and maybe an embroidery on the back that inscribes your post count status
Id wear that
Both of you low inhib mog me. I'd be too embarrassed to wear something that says "incel" out in public :forcedsmile:
 
@Master get on this you lazy fuck
 
Putting gambling ads on a forum for NEETs
vince mcmahon wwe GIF
 
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Mirthjniasdf

Made a mock up of merch we need.

I remember we did have actual merch on here years ago. I don't know where it went.
 
Instead of getting cringe sponsorships that nobody wants, Master should spend time creating original merch that users actually want. We can start with shirts and hats. They need to have an incels.is theme but be discreet at the same time. If a normie sees you wearing it irl they should be clueless as to what it means, but if a fellow incel sees it he should immediately recognize the meaning :feelshehe:

I will pitch a few suggestions:
  • A shirt that says (IN VIDEO GAME) and has a graphic of a video game controller
  • A fast banana viral marketing shirt and hat
  • A shirt that says SUPREME GENTLEMAN (subtle reference to ER)
  • A shirt/hat with a picture of a black pill on it and nothing else
  • A shirt with a cartoon kangaroo and koala
  • A hat that says Kanga

Also I had the idea of selling our own incels.is exclusive supplements. We can play off the different meanings of different color pills. For example...

:redpill:: Exercise enhancement pill marketed for gymcels
:blackpill:: Pill that boosts cognitive function. It signifies waking up to blackpill reality and becoming aware. Something like that Neuro Gum
:whitepill:: Pill that makes you happy and relaxed. Perhaps some kind of THC infused pill?
:bluepill:: I don't fucking know. Maybe a viagra boner pill for erectlie dysfunctioncels?


(I expect 10% of all profits if any of my ideas are used) :feelsaww:
I'm gonna trademark all of this with the USPTO
:feelsEhh:
 
@Master thoughts ?
 
Both of you low inhib mog me. I'd be too embarrassed to wear something that says "incel" out in public :forcedsmile:
Imagine you wear it and some nigga from IT takes a pic of you and posts it on IT :feelskek: :feelskek:
 
Acronyms for toilets:

EFC = End Foid Cruelty.

DIDs - Deniers of Incel Dick

FOMOC - Fear of Missing Out Chad

HOT - Hypergamous Obfuscator of truth.

BISH - Brutal Incels Silencing Hoe

Acronyms for truecels:

VUP - Victim of Unnatural Preselection.

CUSS - Critically Undeniable Sufferer of Subhumanity

WORM - Walking Ongoing Receiver of Mogging

you can print any of these on a mug / t-shirt... .
 
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i'd wear a fast banana marketing hoodie
 
Instead of getting cringe sponsorships that nobody wants, Master should spend time creating original merch that users actually want. We can start with shirts and hats. They need to have an incels.is theme but be discreet at the same time. If a normie sees you wearing it irl they should be clueless as to what it means, but if a fellow incel sees it he should immediately recognize the meaning :feelshehe:

I will pitch a few suggestions:
  • A shirt that says (IN VIDEO GAME) and has a graphic of a video game controller
  • A fast banana viral marketing shirt and hat
  • A shirt that says SUPREME GENTLEMAN (subtle reference to ER)
  • A shirt/hat with a picture of a black pill on it and nothing else
  • A shirt with a cartoon kangaroo and koala
  • A hat that says Kanga

Also I had the idea of selling our own incels.is exclusive supplements. We can play off the different meanings of different color pills. For example...

:redpill:: Exercise enhancement pill marketed for gymcels
:blackpill:: Pill that boosts cognitive function. It signifies waking up to blackpill reality and becoming aware. Something like that Neuro Gum
:whitepill:: Pill that makes you happy and relaxed. Perhaps some kind of THC infused pill?
:bluepill:: I don't fucking know. Maybe a viagra boner pill for erectlie dysfunctioncels?


(I expect 10% of all profits if any of my ideas are used) :feelsaww:
nextgenpeps x .is drugs
 
We also need graypill supplement that lowers your iq (it will make life more carefree)
 

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