Serious Investing choices?

[SDU]

I will be a chad and invest in stocks instead of virgin funds.

 

[Incelius Savage]

Invest in IncelCoin and SavageCoin

 

[SDU]

Invest in IncelCoin and SavageCoin

Will do and short sell ChadCoin

 

[zangano1]

I don't know

 

[Betrayed]

Invest in IncelCoin and SavageCoin

Will do and short sell ChadCoin

Coins are invented by globohomo billionaires. do you think they want to give you value by selling you a monkey picture for 500$ ?

 

[proudweeb]

just buy VTSAX, VXUS, and VIOV. Mogs because you are basically buying most of the world economy (well, all of the 7000 largest publicly traded companies or so) - you are guaranteed to make money in the long term barring the apocalypse

 

[SDU]

Txh will consider