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Serious Invention: the automatic pussy magnet

Vermilioncore

Vermilioncore

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When I become president I'm going to hire an incel team to work on my invention: the pussy magnet.

It's a handheld device that, when pressed, automatically disables the nearby woman's mind momentarily and she becomes hypnotized into open her legs and fucking the one who owns the device. After you fuck the woman, you can press the button and her mind slowly turns back on and she comes back to life and doesn't remember a thing. All she feels is cum dripping out of her and she thinks she pissed herself. Little does she know that an incel just exploded inside of her.

Batteries included btw. Lifetime warranty. Chad's can't buy it because they are already walking pussy magnets. So, in stores I will make sure employees refuse service to chads. They wouldn't need it anyway
 
It already exists.

It's called being Chad.
 
It already exists

It's called shower + haircut bro
 
It already exist

Is being confident
 

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