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JFL Internet connected coffee maker for customized cup settings

AsiaCel

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Meet BrewID, a smart feature for a coffee maker that demands you to scan the cup using the camera, then connect to the internet to download the specific instructions.

Because coffee tastes so differently using different cups that it demands specialized brewing techniques?

Because this feature cannot be implemented locally with a single 10kb JSON file, that it demands wasting bandwidth again and again?

Who the heck is falling for this shit?
 
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it should be bluetooth instead of wifi ngl
 
I don't like these useless devices tbh, why connect everything to the Internet? Same reason why I don't have a smartwatch you can literally just get a cheap digital one for a decent price without any dumb features.
 
I wanted extra coffee viruses!
 

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