LDAR Injuries thread

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Post your injuries here, can be old or new

An hour ago I closed a big cast iron door on my fingernail, It still hurts like heck but Im surprised it didnt break off
I once accidentally sliced my pinky finger with a machete
When I was 8 or so I was in physical education, I fell face first into the concrete while running and got road rash all over my face and eyelids
When I was small I headbutted a brick wall and it required stitches, over for autistcels
Some months ago I fell backwards on a bunch of wooden crates and now I have a big badass scar on my back and shoulder

Share your pain fellow bros

 

[Deleted member 8353]

I don't even know tbh.

I remember during childhood a bully punched me in the face and broke my nose.
I broke my toe on a door frame when I was 16, it was split off to the side and I had to tape it back in place.
I slid down some rocks next to a river when I was 19 and landed on my elbow, a rock punctured it and I still feel a bone chip there.

This is just the shit I can remember that I didn't do on purpose.

 

[Insomniac]

I broke my ankle trying to impress my friends by doing tricks on my bike when I was 15 or 16. The embarrassment hurt more than my ankle tbh.
I’ve been stung in the eye by a bee before. That fucking hurt.
Got my ribs kicked in by a bully at school once. They bruised and it hurt like a bitch for weeks.

Had a bunch of other injuries probably but that’s the ones that I think are the worst. Luckily my pain tolerance is pretty high. Sperg strength tbh.

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Over for injurycels
Anything involving fingernails toenails and bones breaking is too painful to read

 

[Damo the incel]

I put my flaccid cock in a coke bottle and got hard and my dick started bleeding out the top of it and got really bruised

 

[Guest2]

Got stung like 15 times by bees before
Smashed my forehead into a bunch of rocks and one got lodged in my head lol
Fell head first off a trampoline onto concrete somehow didn't die
Cracked head open on marble
Broken arms and wrists a few times
Slammed my thumb in a heavy door and it crushed it when I was like 5. Took a while to regrow and it's still weird as fuck looking
Was born with cleft lip if that counts
Hit the corner of a bench on a bike with my eyebone (like the side of the eye furthest from the nose) and scarred it.
Got a nail in my toe.
Idk maybe some other stuff. It mostly happened when I was younger tbh. I can't hurt myself if I don't go outside

 

[Deleted member 5653]

Back in middle school I missed the football and smashed my feet against ground with full force, thankfully I didn't break it but It swelled up twice the size and I couldn't walk for almost a month. Even now after many years it sometimes randomly starts to hurt.

I put my flaccid cock in a coke bottle and got hard and my dick started bleeding out the top of it and got really bruised

Why?

 

[Inceldo]

Lower back pain from shitty mattress

 

[Damo the incel]

Back in middle school I missed the football and smashed my feet against ground with full force, thankfully I didn't break it but It swelled up twice the size and I couldn't walk for almost a month. Even now after many years it sometimes randomly starts to hurt.

Why?
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I dunno I wanted to start off but trying to fuck the bottle but didn't think I'd get fully hard while all the way in