A Hamas militant walks into a bar, and he says,” I’m starving - take that baby out of the microwave and make me some food!”
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel.
He gives the bellboy 3 nails and asks:
"Can you put me up for tonight?".
He gives the bellboy 3 nails and asks:
"Can you put me up for tonight?".
Harambe mogs us.
What happened when the erect jew ran into a wall?
He broke his nose
He broke his nose
Young Jewish man goes to his father and asks to borrow fifty dollars.
The father replies:
"Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for? Okay, I'll loan you twenty dollars." and hands him ten dollars.
The father replies:
"Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for? Okay, I'll loan you twenty dollars." and hands him ten dollars.
He actually gives him five dollars.
a hamas militant walks into a bar. he then shouts arabic verses and shoots all the ZOGbot soldiers inside the bar. the hamas militant is now a saint
C
@faded thots?
fuck Israel they don’t help me at all send me $$$$ and if I go there I’d be drafted and given no virgin teenage pussy I want to nuke all the Middle East and shit skin land and chink land and Africa plz
C
Sure, just tell the elders of zion to elect me as a president of any nuclear power
I’m a nobody Jew with only 200k$ NW still leeching off my millionaire parents I have no power
Good riddance idc
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