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FucktheFBI
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We could possibly make this true if the US government makes "incel" an official term then we could potentially get reparations from the government but here is how I would want it to go
Qualifications
- Be at least 30 years of age
- Have never had a relationship before or any positive interaction with foids this includes active long distance relationships
Benefits
- No taxes
- 2000-5000$ monthly welfare checks
The only downside I would imagine is chad would probably take advantage of this and do one night stands discreetly yes it would be hard to enforce but its good for incels. If you do happen to ascend you must inform the government within 3 months or you will face 5 years of prison for being a sex haver reaping these benefits.
Qualifications
- Be at least 30 years of age
- Have never had a relationship before or any positive interaction with foids this includes active long distance relationships
Benefits
- No taxes
- 2000-5000$ monthly welfare checks
The only downside I would imagine is chad would probably take advantage of this and do one night stands discreetly yes it would be hard to enforce but its good for incels. If you do happen to ascend you must inform the government within 3 months or you will face 5 years of prison for being a sex haver reaping these benefits.