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lonelywanderer38

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I always fuck things up last time,so never gotten close to a gf
 
Even communicating with a foid would be a massive step up for me; getting a gf seems like such a foreign concept I can't even comprehend it.
 
never talked a foid in my life i wasn't made for it
 
Foids don't even want to be my friend because they're scared i might be interested someday so never got close
 
These post titles remind me of reddit :lul:
 
I am sorry but your question came off as fruitless to me.
Instead of asking such a question next time and hitting post....eat a fruit! I am currently craving blueberries. the last fruit I ate yesterday were dried pieces of kiwi and banana.... unfortunately baked/air dried fruits aren't that tasty.
 
Beating up one whe I was kid
 
Foids don't even want to be my friend because they're scared i might be interested someday so never got close
This basically in 90% cases, the rest isn't certain too, any relationships with women is like run via minefield
 

what is the closest you have got to having a gf​

I never got close. I approached and got rejected. That's it.
 
They don't even respond to a "hi" because they're scared we'll take it the wrong way
Truth - more foids become more paranoid about average looking men, let alone sub4 or sub3
 
My foid bus driver once said hi to me when getting on the bus.
 
The closest thing i have to a foid is my pillow that has a hole in it.
 
getting the police called on me???
 
this is the kind of question that makes incels go ER
 
Incels of .is
:dafuckfeels:

Howdy fellow inkwells dae h8 wimmin...eh i mean FOIDS ;) :foidSoy:
 
A 30 years old Russian single mom I talked to because she was interested in moving here.
 
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I've never even been remotely close. Women think I am subhuman.

In elementary school though there were a couple foids who liked me. I am talking like 1st-2nd grade. And of course I wasn't interested in foids then. Nothing past then has ever happened.
 
My mum kissed me on my cheek once if that counts?
 
When I was a college sophomore, the few days in between meeting my first teenage oneitis, and being rejected by my first teenage oneitis.

I didn't have a girlfriend, but for those few days I lived within the warm bubble of a convincing bluepilled delusion that very soon I would have a girlfriend, and it would be her. Of course, as Jake Sully said, the thing about dreams is that sooner or later you have to wake up...
 
Once I fucked this Stacy and she told me "Wow Chad your dick is so huge and juicy I wish we could do this all day every day"
Then I asked "So will you be my gf then?"
And then she said "No way hahahahah, your personality is dogshit" :chad::chad::chad::chad::chad::chad:

Nigga the only woman I've had extended contact of any kind was my mother and she abused the fuck out of me.
 
At an old job, there was this 2/10 woman in her 50s who worked in another office in the same building. Whenever we'd meet in the communal areas, she would always say hello. Without sounding cringe af when I say this, she said it in a very nice polite kinda enthusiastic way unlike the usual quiet monotone way most people say it.

Once we met during our commute and she greeted me very enthusiastically, we then had a brief chat where she explained she was actually going to a new job.

I should've asked for her phone number but my autism wouldn't allow it. Even if she didn't want to be my gf, would've still been nice to have a friend. It's too late now, I don't know her surname or where her new job is.

Cringe af, I know, but that's probably the closest I've been. She was probably just being polite and didn't mean anything by it but a man can dream.
 
I've had conversations with them. That's it.
 
reading OP I had a bad memory recall :dafuckfeels:
 
"Sexhavers of sexddit, what is the sexiest sex you ever sexed?" :soy: :foidSoy: kind of thread
Most Redditors have probably not had sex. Inceltears are literally autistic male virgins that respect m’lady.
 
I suppose having a female friend up until the age of 19 but there was nothing romantic in it. We knew eachother since we were 5.
 
To me, females have always been either A or B.
A= Beautiful, smart, sweet...and very much already involved with someone else. A line I never crossed.
B= Ugly, dumb, nasty...but single (surprise, surprise). The sort of monster that would soon make me wish I'd stayed single.

If there is a type C, well, I never met her.
 
I used to pay a woman to be my personal trainer. After I stopped going never heard from her again
 

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