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A Troll Escapes the Dungeon!
"I didn't mean it. I am a weary traveler new to this land and its strange customs, I got lost on my way to Trollheim. Plus you're racist."
You said a gay or illegal thing which you failed to successfully couch as a joke. Never worry! The Jester God still favors you. On the Day of Fools (April 1st) a member of the troll race with this card in his possession is granted the ability to escape a permanent ban.
(only playable by trolls, single use)
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A Bootiful Mind
"Sexy babes are gang stalking me. S-s-sexy b-b-babes that want to marry m-m-meeh!"
Women dress up as anime babes and chase you into the men's room stall, begging for your hand in marriage, or maybe they're just looking for a good time. Whether reality or your paranoid delusions, you bragged one too many times and now you're banned!

With this card in your possession you can use your bootiful mind to distract the moderators with mirages of beautiful babes. If successful, the moderator will be charmed into unbanning you. You can use this card once per day with a 0.0000000001% chance to succeed.
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