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Don't worry, marriage is just like having a girlfriend! Here are some of the subtle differences:
-you need a social contract to "prove" your love (because nothing says love like a woman wanting coercion from the government to make sure you don't leave)
-you (and very like the woman) will be in your late 20s or early 30s. there's nothing fun left you can do at that age. no college parties, no going to the bar. nothing. It's working 9-5 every day until death.
-there is no out if the woman turns out not to be the woman you dated (most women do a complete 180 after the wedding day)
-you will need to take care of screaming, whining children for 18 years (or more if they're slobbish manchildren who post on incels.is all day, because let's face it, they will be incels just like you) and if you have a daughter she will be a whore
-you will have to stare at a woman who is getting increasingly and exponentially less attractive with age
-sex will become something that happens so infrequently you will probably end up posting on r/deadbedrooms
So other than that it's the same as finally getting a gf and ascending into normiehood. Ready to man up, incels?
-you need a social contract to "prove" your love (because nothing says love like a woman wanting coercion from the government to make sure you don't leave)
-you (and very like the woman) will be in your late 20s or early 30s. there's nothing fun left you can do at that age. no college parties, no going to the bar. nothing. It's working 9-5 every day until death.
-there is no out if the woman turns out not to be the woman you dated (most women do a complete 180 after the wedding day)
-you will need to take care of screaming, whining children for 18 years (or more if they're slobbish manchildren who post on incels.is all day, because let's face it, they will be incels just like you) and if you have a daughter she will be a whore
-you will have to stare at a woman who is getting increasingly and exponentially less attractive with age
-sex will become something that happens so infrequently you will probably end up posting on r/deadbedrooms
So other than that it's the same as finally getting a gf and ascending into normiehood. Ready to man up, incels?