The only people stupid enough to believe this are the ones who don't even know the basic definition of a cult. The word cult originally meant a system of ritual practices. It came from an ancient Latin word cultus meaning "worship". Cults have beliefs that many people think of as being odd, or that have practices that most people in the world do not practice.
How can someone possibly think that we belong to a cult. We have never worshiped any kind of deity. We don't have any ritual practices to please any entity. We don't even have any novel beliefs which seems odd to the world. For instance we believe in monogamous relationships, something which humans have been practicing for thousands of years. Most religions support monogamy and they used to stone women who were found guilty of adultery. There isn't any belief we hold that hasn't been held by humans in the past.
You what kind of belief is odd? Polygamy, women having multiple sexual partners, adultery. And who supports these kinds of beliefs? IT.
They are the ones who belong to a cult. They even an entity to worship - Sigmacel. I reckon they have even made a stone sculpture of Sigma in a cave where, they sacrifice virgin maidens in his name and drink soy blood to become stronger and protect more M'ladies from the clutches of evil inkwells. They even have a hymn for him-
"Followers of Sigma,
All rise and give the sign of soys,
We now pay homage to the turcel.
Let us pray"
Our simp, who art in IT,
Cucked be thy name.
Thy soydom come, thy will be done
On soyland as it is in IT.
We take this night our soyful due
And trespass not on path of misogyny
Lead us into simping and
Deliver us from false Chadness
For thine is the soydom
Of cuckoldry and simping forever
We shall praise your soy name
Sigma shall be cucked again!"
How can someone possibly think that we belong to a cult. We have never worshiped any kind of deity. We don't have any ritual practices to please any entity. We don't even have any novel beliefs which seems odd to the world. For instance we believe in monogamous relationships, something which humans have been practicing for thousands of years. Most religions support monogamy and they used to stone women who were found guilty of adultery. There isn't any belief we hold that hasn't been held by humans in the past.
You what kind of belief is odd? Polygamy, women having multiple sexual partners, adultery. And who supports these kinds of beliefs? IT.
They are the ones who belong to a cult. They even an entity to worship - Sigmacel. I reckon they have even made a stone sculpture of Sigma in a cave where, they sacrifice virgin maidens in his name and drink soy blood to become stronger and protect more M'ladies from the clutches of evil inkwells. They even have a hymn for him-
"Followers of Sigma,
All rise and give the sign of soys,
We now pay homage to the turcel.
Let us pray"
Our simp, who art in IT,
Cucked be thy name.
Thy soydom come, thy will be done
On soyland as it is in IT.
We take this night our soyful due
And trespass not on path of misogyny
Lead us into simping and
Deliver us from false Chadness
For thine is the soydom
Of cuckoldry and simping forever
We shall praise your soy name
Sigma shall be cucked again!"
