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Blackpill Incels are like funnel web spiders

Seahorsecel

Seahorsecel

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Funnel web spiders stay inside their burrows all day long just like incels stay at home rotting away all day long.

Funnel web spiders only ever leave their burrows to hunt for food just like incels only ever leave our homes to buy groceries.

Funnel web spiders look creepy but are actually pretty harmless just like incels are hated by all but we are actually pretty nice people irl.
 
They rarely bite and even then it could be treated with anti-venom

Just like incels rarely go ER
Now i feel like shit after remember all the spiders i killed
 
I want to go ER on all spidERs. I know what foids feel like when they see my face. It's the same shit when I see those spidERs.
 
i wish i was a spider
 
Relatable and then normies go poke and prod and stick their hand in the funnel and act shocked when some of us bite.
 

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