I'm am turbo
I'm sperg
I'm a spergtastic turbo machine of the spazzz
Here I spazzz
There I spazz
Everywhere's a nice place to SPAZZZZ!!1!!
None of that gave me any problems... except this one time I was going full-spazzz on the shower, stimming and all, and I touched the electric showerhead... and got a mild shock. Other than that, being SpaZZZ never ever gave me ever any problems, ever. Do you understand??
All my problems appear as soon as I have to talk to normies about trivial mundane shit, like returning a wrong order, for instance.
--- but sir, we don't exchange product if you ordered wrong, sir...
--- I didn't order wrong. You got the order mixed up.
--- but Sir, it says right here you ordered watermelon pizza, sir
--- do I look like a nigger, cow?
--- don't be rude, Sir.
--- thou callest me a retarded illiterate nigger five times over and I am the rude one?
--- security!!!!!