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Incel trait: You're a fast typer because that is your main form of communication.

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I am quite fast at typing and I never really noticed. When using IM at work I can write several sentences while the other party is writing a few words. A Chad at a previous workplace even correctly deduced that I am a virgin because I type so fast (I didn't tell him he was correct though). Foids and sex havers mainly use iPhones and tablets and don't use compudas like us incels hence they never learnt the most efficient way of typing. It's over for typecels.
 
Incel Trait: Not being able to type quickly because you are subhuman.
 
not really, if i type fast i make ton of spelling mistakes
 
not really, if i type fast i make ton of spelling mistakes
I meant that the natural pace of an incel is fast. Of course if you try to type fast you make mistakes.
 
I'm guessing your job does not involve programming. It seems more of a social job.
 
I can type at near light speed but have forgotten how to speak to the point where I stutter a lot of my words.

If it wasn't for the fact that I live with my family, I probably wouldn't utter a single word ever again.
 
You should have told him you are type fast because of the "dark web and crypto currencies", which something normies think is darktriad. Then don't tell him anything about what you mean. It's is nerdy and computer based drug trafficking place to them. Always hint that you got out of that scene before authorities caught on and now it's full of glowies and not worth the effort.
They'll try to ask about it but slowly change your story to say you don't know what they're talking about. And act like you never told them anything.
Randomly open up terminal when they are around and type in hacker looking command like ping and ls.
Virgin shamers are the lowest iq people. Always act like they are a snitch or rats people out because virgin shaming has the same characteristics as snitches. Low IQ and always snitches on people.
So
when someone gets in trouble always ask him what he knows. Act like he is the snitch. You can even spread rumors that he is the type to talk to HR about bs and doesn't mind his own business.
Basically build up a persona that he can't ask about or talk about to other people. And if he does you've trapped him as a snitch. Since you called him that and he talking about your fake dark web activities to them or telling them he thinks your are a virgin because you type fast.

It's sounds dumb but it's worth it if you can get people suspicious about him because of the confirmation biases he automatically creates by talking about you behind your back

But if you all work in a low it job and not an office, then this might not work
I can type at near light speed but have forgotten how to speak to the point where I stutter a lot of my words.

If it wasn't for the fact that I live with my family, I probably wouldn't utter a single word ever again.
I fuckin stutter and use words only seen in books because I have low socialization and read too damned much. People say "you're quiet" even at my peak socialization.
 
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Only if I'm using a keyboard, on my phone I type like a boomer
 
I'm guessing your job does not involve programming. It seems more of a social job.
Typing while talking is also an incel trait. Typing is so ingrained in how I think that I can do it without extra thinking. I can even type boring SQL commands to build out reports while talking to someone about a different subject. Typing is such a passive activity.
Also i find another similar incel trait is typing extremely long texts. I should have stopped typing at paragraph 2
 
Typing while talking is also an incel trait. Typing is so ingrained in how I think that I can do it without extra thinking. I can even type boring SQL commands to build out reports while talking to someone about a different subject. Typing is such a passive activity.
Also i find another similar incel trait is typing extremely long texts. I should have stopped typing at paragraph 2
Dude you haven't even started professormaxing
 
Im slow as fuck.
 
I only type about 84 wpm, so not really.
 
I'm pretty slow because I don't interact with anyone outside of here.
 

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