Theory Incel Trait: Your uncle didn't molest you

[Copexodius Maximus]

We've always keep hearing about why being ugly subhuman abomination is pretty much death sentence to any person.
However, there can be some good parts about being so abysmally ugly.
One of these is that your uncle never molested you as a kid.

I don't know if it's just me, but it seems to becoming a common tale about dudes getting molested by some pedophile uncle,
It's hard to know whether this has always been common or if more people are just coming out about the issue.
But what we do know that most ugly adults were most likely ugly kids as well, and the blackpill actually saved us from potential molestation by predatory uncles.

So to post something positive once in a while, I guess we can at least be happy we weren't molested by pedophile uncles.
And I think we can all say cheers to that.

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Just normie/chad child things

 

[Mecoja]

 

[investigatorcel]

 

[Black Soul]

@Diocel
your fakeceldom is exposed

 

[Transcended Trucel]

brutal too ugly to be molested pill

 

[Remaincel]

I thought it was a joke

 

[Black Soul]

None of my uncles did.

One is was busy beating his wife and the other was committing crimes, the rest are too young to be molesting me.

Based family

 

[MidnightMetro1]

This reminds me of Mac from its always Sunny in Philadelphia getting insecure because his gym coach molested everyone else in elementary except him.

 

[Jungle]

 

[BITG]

Chad child only

 

[Saudade]

More like you had normal relatives. I doubt pedos care about looks, they just wanna touch little kids.

And why the fuck are all those stories about being molested by uncle always from USA?

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I thought it was a joke

They always think it’s a joke, until they get molested.

This reminds me of Mac from its always Sunny in Philadelphia getting insecure because his gym coach molested everyone else in elementary except him.

Never beard of that, but that reminds me of a south park episode where the counsellor wasn’t molested by his dad.

More like you had normal relatives. I doubt pedos care about looks, they just wanna touch little kids.

And why the fuck are all those stories about being molested by uncle always from USA?

Cope, chad/normie child only

 

[Pixycel]

can't get molested by your uncle if you never had one theory.
@Copexodius Maximus also change your AVI to the .gif version nigger.

 

[Quarantined]

some incels looked cute as kids, only to end as ugly manlets by puberty

 

[Blackcel rigth wing]

 

[Deleted member 36305]

I was molested by pedo doctor tho, does that mean I'm chad?

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

can't get molested by your uncle if you never had one theory.
@Copexodius Maximus also change your AVI to the .gif version nigger.

I tried but the nigger keeps saying something “sorry, there was an error. Try again later sweetie”. Can you help a sad sack of shit like me?

I was molested by pedo doctor tho, does that mean I'm chad?

Chads.is strikes again

some incels looked cute as kids, only to end as ugly manlets by puberty

True, but some people would still say volcel cause they didnt slay as kids jfl

 

[Pixycel]

I tried but the nigger keeps saying something “sorry, there was an error. Try again later sweetie”. Can you help a sad sack of shit like me?

weird.
I guess the one in my sig file size is to large for AVIs, you could try to find a different one online that's more compressed mayb.

 

[Zer0/∞]

All my uncles are in EuROPE, Saudi Arabia construction slave merchants, and back home in Bangladesh.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

All my uncles are in EuROPE, Saudi Arabia construction slave merchants, and back home in Bangladesh.

Beyond over for curries, that they are even slaves for sand niggers. The negative halo is reaching negative infinity.

 

[Emba]

Tfw no molestation

 

[I want to believe]

Lol, I don't think it can help. Btw, most kids look normal. Like, they're not bald or balding. Having a small jaw as a kid is considered fine. Being short (even among kids of your age) is also fine. What else? I dunno. So, that's why some incels kissed girls at a very young age, for instance.
Fuck. My teeth were much better when I was 7. They were white and not fucked up. I was tall as a kid.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Tfw no molestation

Lol, I don't think it can help. Btw, most kids look normal. Like, they're not bald or balding. Having a small jaw as a kid is considered fine. Being short (even among kids of your age) is also fine. What else? I dunno. So, that's why some incels kissed girls at a very young age, for instance.
Fuck. My teeth were much better when I was 7. They were white and not fucked up. I was tall as a kid.

Meanwhile truecels never had a chance

 

[I want to believe]

I've never had a chance. As I got older, I became more fat and ugly. I can't say I was handsome as a kid.
Btw, all my bones haven't changed since I was 14. So, yeah, I've definitely been an incel since that age. I was fat until I turned 17. I've been skinny fat since then.

 

[Steiner Ex Machina]

I was molested by pedo doctor tho, does that mean I'm chad?

Chad get out.

PS: Btw good waifu taste, wish her finger was my cock.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I've never had a chance. As I got older, I became more fat and ugly. I can't say I was handsome as a kid.
Btw, all my bones haven't changed since I was 14. So, yeah, I've definitely been an incel since that age. I was fat until I turned 17. I've been skinny fat since then.

I’ve been fat my whole life and stopped growing when I was 12

 

[I want to believe]

I’ve been fat my whole life and stopped growing when I was 12

That sucks.
Btw, I remember something from my childhood: a guy said: "Are you a girl or a boy?" (I was 7 then. Honestly, I don't think I looked like a girl and my hair always was short) and here's another one: another guy said: "You sound like a girl" (I was 9-10 then. My voice still sounds kinda gay/soy, but I sound like a guy).

 

[Eschewcel]

I was too ugly for someone to molest me.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

That sucks.
Btw, I remember something from my childhood: a guy said: "Are you a girl or a boy?" (I was 7 then. Honestly, I don't think I looked like a girl and my hair always was short) and here's another one: another guy said: "You sound like a girl" (I was 9-10 then. My voice still sounds kinda gay/soy, but I sound like a guy).

Luckily for you, it seems boys get molested way more than girls. Idk if it’s true, but it just seems like it.

I was too ugly for someone to molest me.

Saved then

 

[InMyCellInHell]

brutal too ugly to be molested pill

 

[NobuNagahirohichi]

View: https://youtu.be/bioAhR4PB9c

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

View: https://youtu.be/bioAhR4PB9c

That’s exactly what I was remembering

 

[Deleted member 27768]

 

[FuRed]

View: https://youtu.be/xffrgR1o4xM

 

[Cope_Time]

tfw you will neva molestaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

View: https://youtu.be/xffrgR1o4xM

Just chad uncle things

This doesn’t seem like something you’d post but made me laugh tbh

I try to post things that make people sometimes jfl

 

[Animecel2D]

Adding this to the megathread if I haven’t done so already

 

[Cyrrow]

I doubt that. I remember on r/braincels one of us said he was raped by some dude in an alley.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Adding this to the megathread if I haven’t done so already

What megathread?

I doubt that. I remember on r/braincels one of us said he was raped by some dude in an alley.

Mogger chadlet who grew up into a mentalcel. Also, it wasn’t his uncle either, so post still stands.

 

[erenyeager]

some incels looked cute as kids, only to end as ugly manlets by puberty

Some of us were just born to rope.

 

[Animecel2D]

What megathread?


Mogger chadlet who grew up into a mentalcel. Also, it wasn’t his uncle either, so post still stands.

The one and only incel trait megathread of course

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[Copexodius Maximus]

Some of us were just born to rope.

Never began for us

The one and only incel trait megathread of course

INCEL TRAIT MEGATHREAD!!!

We must create an incel trait thread to defeat all incel trait threads post everything you have below, I’ll start https://incels.is/threads/truecel-trait-pokemon-blanket-at-age-26.300830/ https://incels.is/threads/trucel-trait-cheating-in-video-games-whenever-possible.301721/...

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Couldnt find it in there. It’s over

 

[Emba]

I was too ugly for someone to molest me.

My condolences

Some of us were just born to rape.

Tfw no molestation

My condolences.

 

[Linesnap99]

i was abused and beaten by my mother.

 

[JestER]

I loved that southpark episode