SuicideFuel Incel trait: your foid boss sees your lewd photos

[incelerated]

So I was showing something work-related in my phone gallery to my foid boss.
She zooms in and tries to move the picture and it swpies left instead. Then a lewd pic of Chloe Grace Moretz I had downloaded from instagram shows up.
She then hastily swipes right in order to get back, but she swipes twice and goes to the next pic, which this time is a lewd pic of Emilia Clarke.

It was an awkward situation.

This is the blackpill.

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

 

[BlkPillPres]

This is the blackpill.

No, this is you being a fucking retard and not storing your porn in a "hidden folder" app so that it doesn't show up in your gallery.

Or better yet, keeping your porn on your home computer.

The fact that you let someone have access to your phone knowing that you download porn shows how fucking stupid you are.

The funny thing is if you don't get a promotion you'll think - "She didn't promote me because I'm incel or I offended her with the images"

But what it will actually be is - "She didn't promote you because you showed yourself to be careless and irresponsible, and therefore not trustworthy or dependable".

You conveyed all of these negative qualities in a single event. You put no thought at all into not making a fool of yourself, which means you don't give a fuck about life, which means you can't be trusted in higher positions.

 

[incelerated]

No, this is you being a fucking retard and not storing your porn in a "hidden folder" app so that it doesn't show up in your gallery.

Or better yet, keeping your porn on your home computer.

The fact that you let someone have access to your phone knowing that you download porn shows how fucking stupid you are.

The funny thing is if you don't get a promotion you'll think - "She didn't promote me because I'm incel or I offended her with the images"

But what it will actually be is - "She didn't promote you because you showed yourself to be careless and irresponsible, and therefore not trustworthy or dependable".

You conveyed all of these negative qualities in a single event. You put no thought at all into not making a fool of yourself, which means you don't give a fuck about life, which means you can't be trusted in higher positions.

Drink bleach.

Also it wasn't porn I said lewd. They were like model photos.

 

[BlkPillPres]

Also it wasn't porn I said lewd. They were like model photos.

If you are using it for any form of sexual gratification (whether you masturbate or not) it's porn. If you had a fetish for feet and when she swiped she saw multiple women feet pics, she'd still see it as porn and it would still be porn.

 

[Sexless incel]

 

[incelerated]

No, this is you being a fucking retard and not storing your porn in a "hidden folder" app so that it doesn't show up in your gallery.

Or better yet, keeping your porn on your home computer.

The fact that you let someone have access to your phone knowing that you download porn shows how fucking stupid you are.

What the fuck is your problem anyway, sperging out like that?

And more importantly what's with this IT bullshit?

The funny thing is if you don't get a promotion you'll think - "She didn't promote me because I'm incel or I offended her with the images"

But what it will actually be is - "She didn't promote you because you showed yourself to be careless and irresponsible, and therefore not trustworthy or dependable".

 

[Django the niggero]

Chloe Grace Moretz

 

[LeFrenchCel]

No, this is you being a fucking retard and not storing your porn in a "hidden folder" app so that it doesn't show up in your gallery.

Or better yet, keeping your porn on your home computer.

The fact that you let someone have access to your phone knowing that you download porn shows how fucking stupid you are.

 

[incelerated]

@Autistic Man Eat shit

 

[incelerated]

@LeFrenchCel Kill yourself faggot

 

[incelerated]

@BlkPillPres I always try to be nice to autistic retards like yourself but you've gone and derailed my thread which I only made because I'm pissed as fuck today after a long fucking shitty day and a ruined fucking weekend so you have it fucking coming retard.

 

[BlkPillPres]

@BlkPillPres I always try to be nice to autistic retards like yourself but you've gone and derailed my thread which I only made because I'm pissed as fuck today after a long fucking shitty day and a ruined fucking weekend so you have it fucking coming retard.

You should be pissed at yourself for downloading porn to your phone and not deleting it. I'll never understand retarded threads like this.

"Brooooos, someone caught me browsing the incel forum at school/work brooooos "

Some of you guys on here are just stupid as fuck, or attention whores that do shit like this on purpose to "bring some excitement to your life".

Keep your porn on your PC.

 

[Django the niggero]

@Autistic Man Eat shit

Your mother sucks my dick

 

[Uninvited]

 

[BlkPillPres]

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This has to be photoshopped

 

[Transcended Trucel]

brutal as fuck. u need use hidden folder app or use imgur or some shit

 

[crestfallencel]

whenever i share my screen at work some weird shit always happens, like an autist search result i typed in will show up in the browser history. never displayed porn though

 

[Transcended Trucel]

whenever i share my screen at work some weird shit always happens, like an autist search result i typed in will show up in the browser history. never displayed porn though

same has happened to me. but I never search anything offensive on work computer so am safe

 

[incelerated]

brutal as fuck. u need use hidden folder app or use imgur or some shit

I always put them in hidden folder but this time I got lazy and kept them where they were downloaded.
I actually knew this was gonna happen because I have to open the gallery a lot.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

So I was showing something work-related in my phone gallery to my foid boss.
She zooms in and tries to move the picture and it swpies left instead. Then a lewd pic of Chloe Grace Moretz I had downloaded from instagram shows up.
She then hastily swipes right in order to get back, but she swipes twice and goes to the next pic, which this time is a lewd pic of Emilia Clarke.

It was an awkward situation.

This is the blackpill.

Bahahahaha

 

[incelerated]

Bahahahaha

See this is the kind of answer I was looking for when I made this thread.
Thank you sir my shitty day is now better because of you.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

See this is the kind of answer I was looking for when I made this thread.
Thank you sir my shitty day is now better because of you.

My bad, im too high to not lmao

 

[incelerated]

My bad, im too high to not lmao

I meant it.
I just wanted people to get a laugh out of it not some retard writing a wall of text explaining why I'm dumb.

 

[Kilo]

Should have asked if she wanted to fuck.

 

[incelerated]

Should have asked if she wanted to fuck.

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

Don't worry, she knows you jerk off to her too.

 

[incelerated]

Don't worry, she knows you jerk off to her too.

She does?

 

[ChadFUXXbetaBUXX]

LMAO

 

[El Enemigo]

My advice to you is to not be such a high inhib cuck bro, foids talk about worse things with each other and most likely have their phones filled with nudes of themselves and chads.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

It’s ok she probably despises and is repulsed by you even if she didn’t see that

 

[INCELDOMISNOTLIFE]

So I was showing something work-related in my phone gallery to my foid boss.
She zooms in and tries to move the picture and it swpies left instead. Then a lewd pic of Chloe Grace Moretz I had downloaded from instagram shows up.
She then hastily swipes right in order to get back, but she swipes twice and goes to the next pic, which this time is a lewd pic of Emilia Clarke.

It was an awkward situation.

This is the blackpill.

nah you're just a retard. Nothing to do with being an incel.

 

[Emba]

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She's a jew lol!

No, this is you being a fucking retard and not storing your porn in a "hidden folder" app so that it doesn't show up in your gallery.

Or better yet, keeping your porn on your home computer.

The fact that you let someone have access to your phone knowing that you download porn shows how fucking stupid you are.

The funny thing is if you don't get a promotion you'll think - "She didn't promote me because I'm incel or I offended her with the images"

But what it will actually be is - "She didn't promote you because you showed yourself to be careless and irresponsible, and therefore not trustworthy or dependable".

You conveyed all of these negative qualities in a single event. You put no thought at all into not making a fool of yourself, which means you don't give a fuck about life, which means you can't be trusted in higher positions.

Brutal realitypill

See this is the kind of answer I was looking for when I made this thread.
Thank you sir my shitty day is now better because of you.

Because getting laughed at by bros is better than hard truth?

I meant it.
I just wanted people to get a laugh out of it not some retard writing a wall of text explaining why I'm dumb.

Oh. Lol. OK.

Oh well... Fucking normie!

 

[Cobalt1257]

you should've offered to show her your porn collection

 

[Ritalincel]

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Comical avatar joke.

 

[Dregster]

 

[BlkPillPres]

who cares. you wont get fired cause of that and other then that why would you care what she thinks

What you mean is he won't get "directly" fired because of it. There's a lot of things a boss can use as an excuse to "let you go" and replace you with a new hire.

Because getting laughed at by bros is better than hard truth?

What he wanted was for someone to make light of it so that he doesn't have to feel bad and accept the mistake. What he should do is feel bad and change his mindset to be more cautious so that more shit like this doesn't happen.

Someone can just as easily open the browser app on your phone and mistakenly open a bookmark you made or swipe left and go back to a page you had in your history, and it could be something you didn't want anyone to see (this is why you clear your cache and browsing history before you go to work, or you just don't browse for anything "risky" on your phone to begin with, also never save any bookmarks).

Stupidity shouldn't be normalized or made light of.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

What you mean is he won't get "directly" fired because of it. There's a lot of things a boss can use as an excuse to "let you go" and replace you with a new hire.


What he wanted was for someone to make light of it so that he doesn't have to feel bad and accept the mistake. What he should do is feel bad and change his mindset to be more cautious so that more shit like this doesn't happen.

Someone can just as easily open the browser app on your phone and mistakenly open a bookmark you made or swipe left and go back to a page you had in your history, and it could be something you didn't want anyone to see (this is why you clear your cache and browsing history before you go to work, or you just don't browse for anything "risky" on your phone to begin with, also never save any bookmarks).

Stupidity shouldn't be normalized or made light of.

tbh OP shouldn't ever have to show his phone to his boss to begin with. I've never had to show my phone to anyone at any places I've worked at.

 

[allDead]

Post the pic

 

[erenyeager]

No, this is you being a fucking retard and not storing your porn in a "hidden folder" app so that it doesn't show up in your gallery.

Or better yet, keeping your porn on your home computer.

The fact that you let someone have access to your phone knowing that you download porn shows how fucking stupid you are.

The funny thing is if you don't get a promotion you'll think - "She didn't promote me because I'm incel or I offended her with the images"

But what it will actually be is - "She didn't promote you because you showed yourself to be careless and irresponsible, and therefore not trustworthy or dependable".

You conveyed all of these negative qualities in a single event. You put no thought at all into not making a fool of yourself, which means you don't give a fuck about life, which means you can't be trusted in higher positions.

blkpllpresentations after barking at a screen to an online stranger when he the higher IQ could've ignored his ass instead

 

[proudweeb]

meanwhile my phone is full of hentai

 

[Mambolovania]

nofapcels always win

 

[ForevrAlone]

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[Truckzo]

heres how to store your porn



make an alt account on any messaging software and or social media

dm the images to the alt account and keep them there for viewing later

 

[Transcended Trucel]

heres how to store your porn



make an alt account on any messaging software and or social media

dm the images to the alt account and keep them there for viewing later

high IQ ngl. bust using jmgur or cloud drive software also good too. probably

 

[BlkPillPres]

tbh OP shouldn't ever have to show his phone to his boss to begin with. I've never had to show my phone to anyone at any places I've worked at.

You are a coder though, and you have a "work from home" type of job. But if you are working in sales or a corporate space, you'd be stupid to act defensive if a superior wants to use your phone to make a call for emergency reasons or they want to look something up quickly and they don't have their phone nearby. You need to be a dependable and trustworthy worker when you work in certain fields, that's exactly how I got promotions and raises so quickly while people who were there for years before I came were just looking on jealous and angry.

I always cleared my browser cache and search history, I never saved any bookmarks in the browser. When I did have porn on my phone I used a hidden folder app to hide the files and images, etc, etc. I was very proactive and I put a lot of thought into "creating an image/persona" so that I could fit in and increase my chances of getting promoted. I arrived early everyday and worked double shifts whenever I could, etc.

 

[BlkPillPres]

heres how to store your porn



make an alt account on any messaging software and or social media

dm the images to the alt account and keep them there for viewing later

Or, literally just keep all of your porn on your PC (or you could just use a hidden folder app and put all of your porn in that folder). If you use the hidden folder app you have to make sure that any video player apps you are using doesn't display the thumbnails of previously played videos (you can change that in the settings) and you have to make sure that your gallery app doesn't store thumbnails.

This is why it's best to just keep your porn on your PC.

 

[Emba]

What you mean is he won't get "directly" fired because of it. There's a lot of things a boss can use as an excuse to "let you go" and replace you with a new hire.


What he wanted was for someone to make light of it so that he doesn't have to feel bad and accept the mistake. What he should do is feel bad and change his mindset to be more cautious so that more shit like this doesn't happen.

Someone can just as easily open the browser app on your phone and mistakenly open a bookmark you made or swipe left and go back to a page you had in your history, and it could be something you didn't want anyone to see (this is why you clear your cache and browsing history before you go to work, or you just don't browse for anything "risky" on your phone to begin with, also never save any bookmarks).

Indeed

Stupidity shouldn't be normalized or made light of.

I concur! However, it's too late!

This has to be photoshopped

It's not! I've seen other bloated pictures of her. Sad stuff for sure!

 

[Ritalincel]