NSFW Incel trait: you masturbate like a subhuman

[Darth Aries]

Since I’m a sperg I have a very strange set of kinks and fetishes and I’m not sure where they stem from. I just recently invented a new way of masturbating that is probably as close to sex as i’ll get (I can only assume it feels somewhat like this)
Basically you need something smooth for your dick to come in contact with, like a condom filled with lube, then you just hump a pillow. 2 pillows for me so that it feels like I’m fucking a foid for real. But since I don’t have condoms I go full blown degenerate and use lubricated cheese slices and I fuck my pillow while they’re on their and then after cumming on them I have to throw them away outside because I don’t want my mom discovering nut covered cheese slices in the trash can. It feels amazingly good for the record, but it is sad how depraved I must be in order to mimic the pleasure that sex would offer me

 

[Left4DeadBPDvictim]

How does the cheese not get ripped of from you fucking it?

 

[Darth Aries]

How does the cheese not get ripped of from you fucking it?

When it warms up it doesn’t break as easily

 

[The Wolf]

I wouldn't even have the energy, stamina or endurance for that. I'm not fat but very unfit.

 

[Darth Aries]

I wouldn't even have the energy, stamina or endurance for that. I'm not fat but very unfit.

It isn’t too hard since you’re relying on your body weight to feel it, it’s not like you need to hold yourself up, you just grind your hips. Makes me feel like Patrick Bateman in that one scene until post nut clarity hits like a fucking truck and I’m back to reality

 

[The Wolf]

It isn’t too hard since you’re relying on your body weight to feel it, it’s not like you need to hold yourself up, you just grind your hips. Makes me feel like Patrick Bateman in that one scene until post nut clarity hits like a fucking truck

I see, interesting

and I’m back to reality

I can relate

 

[Ahnfeltia]

Doesn't your pillow get dirty from either the lube or the cum?

 

[Darth Aries]

Doesn't your pillow get dirty from either the lube or the cum?

It feels great, but clean up is a pain so I’ve only done it twice so far

 

[Nem0]

Very relatable. as a teenager i once used smoked salmon slices, to simulate the feeling of entering a vagina.

 

[Ahnfeltia]

clean up is a pain

I can imagine

 

[Corvus]

Your dick is so short that you can fuck a slice of cheese?