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Incel trait - you can't tell if you're going to take a piss or take a shit

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Fr, I feel like my anus is trying to squeeze out something and my penis trying to discharge somethin' but nothing came out

I am constipated :feelsbadman:
 
I have to go to the toilet a lot every day
I have a theory that my bladder is fucked up from sitting so much
 
Fr, I feel like my anus is trying to squeeze out something and my penis trying to discharge somethin' but nothing came out

I am constipated :feelsbadman:
Nope, you're having a prolapse dude.
 
ahh you dont have a bedpan yet?!
 
you know what I think it would be kinda hard to piss without a dick so I get it
 
you know what I think it would be kinda hard to piss without a dick so I get it
I still have my cock and balls but I torture them everyday FOR MAXIMUM PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Have you tried walking to relieve the pain? If this happens often I would suggest you make walking a habit after every meal as it speeds up food digestion.
Tried it just now, I still feel frustrated, maby I need to smoke some w33d to relax my holes :smonk:
 
I still have my cock and balls but I torture them everyday FOR MAXIMUM PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahh the old cock and ball torture:feelskek::feelskek:
 
Fr, I feel like my anus is trying to squeeze out something and my penis trying to discharge somethin' but nothing came out

I am constipated :feelsbadman:
yeah this is relatable,
 
You might want to see a doctor about that bro. It doesn’t sound normal to me.
 
Not gonna lie I get like that sometimes.
 
@Fat Link this thread has been residing in ID for the past 10 hours.
 
@Fat Link this thread has been residing in ID for the past 10 hours.
This thread is related to inceldom discussions since its an incel trait, don't be such a biggit :feelsUgh:
 

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