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Incel trait: you are terrible at playing poker

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You are a truecel, who can’t win stacks of cash playing poker. Therefore, foids avoid you like the plague since all that matters is Looks, Money, and Status.

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played it once or twice was average tbh, maybe it was luck
 
played it once or twice was average tbh, maybe it was luck
I hate it when I am in a casino, and I see someone winning money by randomly pushing buttons at a video poker machine.

Also, I have never played poker irl with a group of guys, because I am an introverted truecel. :feelsrope:
 
I'm not that bad, won agains a bunch of tall good-looking normans. but i cant make enough money to live off of it, also i feel like pokerstars is rigged and it's not like here there are casinos where you can play poker vs other players. so i dont play it anymore, watched a fucking ton on videos of it tho
 
I have a bad poker face
 
I hate it when I am in a casino, and I see someone winning money by randomly pushing buttons at a video poker machine.

Also, I have never played poker irl with a group of guys, because I am an introverted truecel. :feelsrope:
Oh I never went into a casino and only played it at a school trip which was when I was in my mid teens.
Ever since I never played it since I have nobody to play with :feelsrope:
 
I never really knew how to play properly wirh the blinds and stuff, difference between fixed limit and no limit, etc. Somehow my low tier normie friends in highschool beat me at poker
 
Hard to count cards when there's 10decks in the shoe
 
Mogs me. I dont even know how to play poker
 
i learned how to play poker from red dead 2 and now im actually kinda decent :smonk:
 

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