Emba
Jarjar Sphinx
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Besides not talking to people for extended periods - sometimes weeks - i hardly ever touch anyone or even shake hands...
In the rare event that i touch someone, especially foids that aren't hideous, i get a tiny electrical shock!
Such as a cashier accidentally touching you when giving change or some kind of products...
The prettier the foid, the bigger the shock!
Even if it's from male friends I've known for years i sometimes get a small shock!
An unexpected pat on the back by a buddy is shocking to me!
But for strangers shaking hands in a "greeting" the shock is dependent on how fast the clasp occurs.
Like how an electrical lineman climbs a metal utility pole. Quickly.
My opinion is, we are electrical beings that require touch. Even baby studies prove this thesis!
Touched babies are healthier...
Anyway. Its a weird thing.
In the rare event that i touch someone, especially foids that aren't hideous, i get a tiny electrical shock!
Such as a cashier accidentally touching you when giving change or some kind of products...
The prettier the foid, the bigger the shock!
Even if it's from male friends I've known for years i sometimes get a small shock!
An unexpected pat on the back by a buddy is shocking to me!
But for strangers shaking hands in a "greeting" the shock is dependent on how fast the clasp occurs.
Like how an electrical lineman climbs a metal utility pole. Quickly.
My opinion is, we are electrical beings that require touch. Even baby studies prove this thesis!
Touched babies are healthier...
Anyway. Its a weird thing.