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Incel trait: weak cumshots

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Hungry Hungry Hindu

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Chad’s shoot ropes across the room while omega’s cum dribbles out and pools in their pubes.
 
start waiting a week so you can be a missle launcher like me
 
your body instictively knows you wont get the chance to reproduce anyway so it saves some energy for other purposes .
 
No. But after an handjob I feel like I shouldn't have been so focused on a whortless foid.
 
Depends on how long I wait. After a week, I can shoot a hole through a tin can.
 
Nah man I can bust a whole lot for some reason
 
Fapmaxxcel trait
 
I have a rare specific gene which increases my semen volume.

Too bad the same gene makes my balls smaller than average, thus my dick is small in girth too, and I have low T / no beard growth.
 
If you cant puncture a hole in a piece of drywall with your nut then youre incel
 
If you jerk off at least daily it will be but if you wait 2 days it can build up some power.
 
Fill a catheter with PVA glue, put it in your dick, take it out and pee
 
NoFap+clinching the right muscle at the right time+ squeezing the base+ slight hip thrust= Across the room... Really, I'm shooting multiple feet if I nofap for like two days regardless and I always get some distance no matter what.
 
that describes me too good
 
Stop fapping daily.
 
Its all about T levels
 
nah, I literally keep shooting for half a minute
 
nofap helps if you want to cum much and so shooter and vast, explosive
 
start waiting a week so you can be a missle launcher like me
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NoFap+clinching the right muscle at the right time+ squeezing the base+ slight hip thrust= Across the room... Really, I'm shooting multiple feet if I nofap for like two days regardless and I always get some distance no matter what.
That's like Chad saying "just talk to women and be confident. Make sure you get a haircut because it worked for me". I guess you just have the latent potential for it
 
That's like Chad saying "just talk to women and be confident. Make sure you get a haircut because it worked for me". I guess you just have the latent potential for it
It's also genetics, you can't have a too wide or to narrow urethra.
 

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