Saint Lives MattER
Self-banned
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I don't wear seatbelt, don't look.
Been hit by a car jaywalking 4 times
Got the Chinese flu, at least, allegedly, I don't really believe it exists got blue fingertips, lips, and passed out 3 times because I couldn't breathe, but was fine next day without hospitalmaxxing, just drank vodka
Recently I travelled from Spain to Lisbon in Portugal, rented car, GPS said 8 hours, I averaged over 250 km/h and did it in 3, both ways. Some braindead toilet cleaner with Polish plates was pissed I passed him, so he caught up, and dropped to 80/hr in front of me, but we somehow didn't blow each other up.
Got into bad accident once, but wasn't thrown out of the car
Thoughts?
I hear about these normies slipping on a fucking banana peel and dying... How??? Lucky bastards.
And for the lurking fedcels and ciacels, I don't have any money to pay your speeding ticket so don't bothER sending it.
Been hit by a car jaywalking 4 times
Got the Chinese flu, at least, allegedly, I don't really believe it exists got blue fingertips, lips, and passed out 3 times because I couldn't breathe, but was fine next day without hospitalmaxxing, just drank vodka
Recently I travelled from Spain to Lisbon in Portugal, rented car, GPS said 8 hours, I averaged over 250 km/h and did it in 3, both ways. Some braindead toilet cleaner with Polish plates was pissed I passed him, so he caught up, and dropped to 80/hr in front of me, but we somehow didn't blow each other up.
Got into bad accident once, but wasn't thrown out of the car
Thoughts?
I hear about these normies slipping on a fucking banana peel and dying... How??? Lucky bastards.
And for the lurking fedcels and ciacels, I don't have any money to pay your speeding ticket so don't bothER sending it.