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[incel trait] the free condoms they gave you during university introduction week went past their expiration date.

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They just sat there in your toiletry bag rotting away.... rotting away just like you.

And they are the only condoms you ever owned in your life.

:incel::incel::incel:
 
I got no condoms from any "university introduction week". What the hell is that?
 
I got no condoms from any "university introduction week". What the hell is that?

It's like college freshman's orientation week to introduce new students to the university, its facilities, the social and sports clubs and the student city. It takes place before classes start, they give out free condoms (and other stuff) to promote safe sex and to advertise something, usually with a wink and a nod.

Maybe it's a yuropoor thing.
 
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fill them up with piss and throw them
 
When I was 15 my parents gave me some, I of course never ended up using them but I did try it on to see what it was like.
 
It's like college freshman's orientation week to introduce new students to the university, its facilities, the social and sports clubs and the student city. It takes place before classes start, they give out free condoms (and other stuff) to promote safe sex and to advertise something, usually with a wink and a nod.

Maybe it's a yuropoor thing.
Probably. That sounds nothing familiar to me. When I started going, I just got up, got out the house, went to my class, did the class shit they wanted me to do and telling me the stuff I need for the year, I leave and come back home after all my classes are done.
Pretty much just like school before except now they don't treat me like a retarded child and trying to force me to spit out my bubblegum.
 
Incel trait: you didn’t go to university at all and are isolated at home for an entire year or if not, after any year after your high school years.
 
No condom for my face
 
No condom for my face
CUoaOLgUEAEWKOD unslgo
 
Truecel trait: Never touched a condom before :feelsmage: :feelsbadman:
 
Only in the decadent liberal west is pre-marital sex promoted so openly that Universities are giving away condoms.
When I was 15 my parents gave me some, I of course never ended up using them but I did try it on to see what it was like.
Wow. Just Wow
 
Giving obviously incel guys condom should be counted as public humiliaton tbh
 
Giving obviously incel guys condom should be counted as public humiliaton tbh
Normalfags will talk about microaggressions and do this shit.
 
Never attended the intro week. Normie socialization for one day already seems unbearable. Whole week sounds horrible.

Also, I don't know how a piece of well stored plastic expires so fast. (((Environmentalists))) keep telling me that plastic will take so many years to break down in the environment. (((They))) must be lying, as usual
 
A foid dorm residence worker gave me an extra small condom. I was like wtf thats racist. The condom she gave me would literally not fit on me.

I'm 5.1 inches erect with a 5inch girth as a ricecel. But later when I got back to my room I realized that the average erect Asian penis is anywhere from 3.8inches to 4.5 and significantly less girthier than mines.
 
A Chad knocked on my door on the first day and after a brief introduction asked if I was going to use them as he was going around stocking up.
 

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