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Incel trait: terrible at slot machines (added pisspill)

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Yep, I lost big money again.:cryfeels:

I got many free drinks and didn’t tip foid:feelshmm:

However bonus spins weren’t hitting I was doing $5 spins :feelsUgh:

Next thing I know I’ve urinated down my pants. I wasn’t even in a bonus just something in my bladder repressured or some shit. :dafuckfeels:

I’ve just accepted that’s how it’s gonna be. Lose another $300 with piss from the alcohol on me:feelsohgod:

There’s piss residue probably left behind I. The seat did a foid to sit hopefully:feelsgah:

I did jack off at the machine once no whiskey dick :feelsYall:
 
Also I haven’t even bothered to clean my pants
 
You must lose a lot of money if casino hasn't banned you for pissing on chairs by now
 
You must lose a lot of money if casino hasn't banned you for pissing on chairs by now
I move away quickly if piss residue gets on seat
 
Ngl I don't get the exact connection between losing money and pissing yourself:feelswhat:
 
Stop gambling and pissing yourself then dumbass. Don't expect sympathy for your retard behavior from people who do everything right and still lose.
 
Stop gambling and pissing yourself then dumbass. Don't expect sympathy for your retard behavior from people who do everything right and still lose.
Bro I do this to cope. You’re still bluepilled if you think not doing this will get you laid
 
pissing yourself in public is absolute truecel trait
 
Bro I do this to cope. You’re still bluepilled if you think not doing this will get you laid
How is it a cope if you just lose all your money and piss yourself dumbfuck?
 
pissing yourself in public is absolute truecel trait
No it's a retard trait. A truecel would put in effort to be appealing to women and still fail. Even if someone was normie-tier or handsome, women would give them a wide berth if they were gambling away all their money and pissing their pants.
 
How is it a cope if you just lose all your money and piss yourself dumbfuck?
I used to not do this but I enjoy hitting bonus on slots. Only recently I get distracted enough to piss my self
 
No it's a retard trait. A truecel would put in effort to be appealing to women and still fail. Even if someone was normie-tier or handsome, women would give them a wide berth if they were gambling away all their money and pissing their pants.
I once gave effort. I wasn’t always like this. You are coping hard buddy
 
I once gave effort. I wasn’t always like this. You are coping hard buddy
I'm coping? You're the one who's literally to lazy to get up and use the bathroom. Have some self-respect at least.
 
I prefer cryptocurrency.
 
Yep, I lost big money again.:cryfeels:

I got many free drinks and didn’t tip foid:feelshmm:

However bonus spins weren’t hitting I was doing $5 spins :feelsUgh:

Next thing I know I’ve urinated down my pants. I wasn’t even in a bonus just something in my bladder repressured or some shit. :dafuckfeels:

I’ve just accepted that’s how it’s gonna be. Lose another $300 with piss from the alcohol on me:feelsohgod:

There’s piss residue probably left behind I. The seat did a foid to sit hopefully:feelsgah:

I did jack off at the machine once no whiskey dick :feelsYall:
Tbf not a big deal, almost everyone is "bad" at slots. You need to be a mega lucker to be positive / lifetime whilst gambling on slots
 
Don't really like the casino atmosphere
 
Sayitsover moment
 
Next thing I know I’ve urinated down my pants. I wasn’t even in a bonus just something in my bladder repressured or some shit. :dafuckfeels:
Fucking brutal ngl. The pisspill always comes to collect.
 
Does the jackpot give you crab legs?
 

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