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SuicideFuel I pissed myself playing slot machines

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Something I do to cope is visit the casino for hours and play slot machines and also get free drinks. I like the various bonus features on them and can get hypnotized by the machines basically when I see I get “free spins”. Well last night I had to piss for a while but held it and continued to pay. Then I got a long bonus feature on the slot and couldn’t bring myself to leave cause I didn’t want someone stealing my money while it played out:feelsUgh:. I had to go so bad.

Well basically I pissed myself while I was sitting there watching the machine. I was wearing dark jeans so it was less noticeable but it got down into my shoes:feelsbadman:. The alcohol probably made me have to piss so bad :feelsUgh:. The worst part was the bonus features ended and I only won like $33 JFL. I do think a foid sat on the seat afterward which is somewhat lifefuel:feelsthink:

These copes I’m resorting to are basically destroying me :feelspuke:
 
Your non tik tok threads are gold tier
 
I do recommend casinomaxxing tbh. Uber there and get drunk af ordering drinks from the machine :feelsthink:
 
Based, gambling is very Jewish so I have no interest in giving (((them))) money but I did book 2 nights in a hotel in London once and sat at the bar in a casino to get drunk before and people watched, it's a pretty comfy environment plus it's 24/7.
 
Based, gambling is very Jewish so I have no interest in giving (((them))) money but I did book 2 nights in a hotel in London once and sat at the bar in a casino to get drunk before and people watched, it's a pretty comfy environment plus it's 24/7.
Count cards in blackjack to win more money
 
its over for pisspantscels
 
Playing slots is retarded. Poker or Blackjack is legit tho.
 
Something I do to cope is visit the casino for hours and play slot machines and also get free drinks. I like the various bonus features on them and can get hypnotized by the machines basically when I see I get “free spins”. Well last night I had to piss for a while but held it and continued to pay. Then I got a long bonus feature on the slot and couldn’t bring myself to leave cause I didn’t want someone stealing my money while it played out:feelsUgh:. I had to go so bad.

Well basically I pissed myself while I was sitting there watching the machine. I was wearing dark jeans so it was less noticeable but it got down into my shoes:feelsbadman:. The alcohol probably made me have to piss so bad :feelsUgh:. The worst part was the bonus features ended and I only won like $33 JFL. I do think a foid sat on the seat afterward which is somewhat lifefuel:feelsthink:

These copes I’m resorting to are basically destroying me :feelspuke:
You've gone and busted my good man. Thanks for playing:feelsdevil:
 
I live in a country of alcoholics where in the casino you have to pay for beer
In some 5 star hotels maybe you don't but they'll only ask if you're a VIP
or sitting at the roullette very long
 
Can't win if you don't piss!
 
Slots have cool bonus features games/animations
Slots is random bs. There are programmed that you basically cant win shit. Total rip-off. Play Poker at the Casino instead.
 
Slots is random bs. There are programmed that you basically cant win shit. Total rip-off. Play Poker at the Casino instead.
I get more satisfaction from playing slots :feelsbadman:
 
Dedicated casinocel
 
The pisspill hits hard when your on the slot machine and drinking that much :feelspuke:
 
Are the drinks really "free" though or do you have to tip the foid that's serving them?
 
Are the drinks really "free" though or do you have to tip the foid that's serving them?
It’s expected you tip the foid cocktail waitress $1 per drink I think. However I don’t do it :feelsUgh:

My tip I left last time was the piss residue on the seat :feelsLSD:
 
Never tip them :feelsUgh:
 
I want to play more slots
 

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