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Blackpill Incel trait: not having your own bank account

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Because i never had a job i also don't have my own bank account. Which is very frustrating, since it denies me the oppertunity to sign up for various online games, or streaming platforms without asking my parents for permission first. It makes me feel very inadequade, like i'm still a teenager, wait that's not even true since a lot of teenagers do actually have their own bank accounts. Despite the fact that most of them haven't worked a single day in their lives either. And the worst thing about it is that i can't even do it myself, since i have no fucking clue how it works. I know so little about the adult world that even little things like making myself my own bank account, is a too difficult task for me. Can anyone relate?
 
I don't have it either. JFL at being poor.
 
BankAccountPill theory

Brutal bank account pill...

The bankaccountpill is an even harder pill to swallow than the driverlicenspill ngl ( not gonna lie )

The driver licence pill is a pill beyond all pills although the bank account pill is brutal as well. Imagine not having an own bank account as a grown up man. Your mother has to withdraw money for you.
 
Guess I'm not an Incel :feelsseriously:

OP you can literally open a bank account in a matter of seconds.
 
The driver licence pill is a pill beyond all pills although the bank account pill is brutal as well. Imagine not having an own bank account as a grown up man. Your mother has to withdraw money for you.
Imagine neither having a driver license nor your own bank account. It's truly over for me, ded srs ( dead serious ).
 
And the worst thing about it is that i can't even do it myself, since i have no fucking clue how it works. I know so little about the adult world that even little things like making myself my own bank account, is a too difficult task for me. Can anyone relate?

Imagine you want to withdraw money using the cash machine and you do not know how it works... It is truly over. Plenty of men missed the step into adulthood and now we are trapped.
 
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Imagine you want to withdraw money usin the cash machine and you do not know how it works... It is truly over. Plenty of men missed the step into adulthood and now we are trapped.
The driver licensepill vs bank account pill
 
Imagine you want to withdraw money usin the cash machine and you do not know how it works... It is truly over. Plenty of men missed the step into adulthood and now we are trapped.
And nobody wants to help a grown ass man with any of those things, since we're expected to know all this stuff, despite the fact that nobody ever teached us how to do it.
 
Imagine neither having a driver license nor your own bank account. It's truly over for me, ded srs ( dead serious ).

It is truly beyond over at this point. You are 21, right?
 
I do have a bank account but it has a negative balance from when I bought a soda and didn't have enough. Might get my bank account terminated now since I have no job to deposit money into the account
 
I don’t have one tbh
 
I'm only getting one when I get my disability. :feelsthink:
 
I do have a bank account but it has a negative balance from when I bought a soda and didn't have enough. Might get my bank account terminated now since I have no job to deposit money into the account
It's over for sodacels
I don’t have one tbh
Stay strong fellow bankaccountcel
I have one.
:chad:
I'm only getting one when I get my disability. :feelsthink:
This is what i'm hoping for aswell tbh ( to be honest )
 
a lot of teenagers do actually have their own bank accounts. Despite the fact that most of them haven't worked a single day in their lives either.
thats me lel
 
I have one.
Chads co
 

21 y/o kv, NEETcel, pingascel

It is over for Not Reading Custom Titlecels... But at this age people are expecting something. At this point it is extremly hard to find work, even low-level work. It will also become more and more weird and difficult to start/make your driver licence.
Imagine being 25 and being emasculated by 17 year old females at driving school. When you are younger you do have more motivation and energy and more room within your brain to do it.

And nobody wants to help a grown ass man with any of those things, since we're expected to know all this stuff, despite the fact that nobody ever teached us how to do it.

We are expected to ''man up'' out of nowhere without any foundation whatsoever. We just missed the point to adulthood and now we are here, stuck to a life of a toddler.
 
i have one but since I only have like $50 in it they take monthly fee's from me if i don't have a certain amount so basically i'm losing money by having a bank account jfl
 
No tbh.Thats just a poorcel trait.
 
And I thought I was far behind in life.
 
Fuck you got me. I plan to make one but there are so many banks I can't decide which one to choose.
 
Incel trait: not having money
 
And nobody wants to help a grown ass man with any of those things, since we're expected to know all this stuff, despite the fact that nobody ever teached us how to do it.
You could always google it.
 
I legit have 0 money lmao
 
JFL @ putting some jew shylock banker in charge of your money with access to some of your personal information aswell
 
I set up one when I started wageslavin at maccas as a teen. I'm going to be broke soon if I don't find a job soon.

It's not so much abt havin an account though, more of having sufficient MONEY in it. You can literally walk into a bank now and create one if you wan one for the sake of it.
 
did your parents forget the parenting part
 
Literally just go online and search for a bank account. Almost every major bank has some version of a "basic" bank account for people who don't have a credit history yet.

I had a similar problem when I tried to open a bank account, I'd lived in a bunch of different countries, a couple of banks wanted to make sure that I wasn't trying to dodge taxes, they took ages to set up my account.
thats me lel

me too
I don't have it either. JFL at being poor.
 
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brutal. u can probably oprn college account jf yr collegevel
 
How do you not have bank account? Go in a credit union with five bucks and you can have open an account in literally a minute. Did you sneak into the country illegally?
 
I have 2 bank accounts, I owe the bank £2000, I am £5.5k in debt overall and I am unemployed at the moment
 
Imagine neither having a driver license nor your own bank account. It's truly over for me, ded srs ( dead serious ).

I created one at 18 in the middle of a panick attack, but today you can start one online, not sure if they give you an appointment or not.
 
It's over for men that bury silver coins in the woods behind their neighbors house instead of trusting a (((bank))).
 

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