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LDAR Incel trait:Felt happier losing your virginity to a prostitute than you did graduating

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Sure I felt happy graduating but having to pay to lose my disgusting virginity which normies get for free made me feel even happier than graduation and to make it worse it was to a fucking ugly chink roastie and I still felt happy about it because I trick myself beforehand, what kind of degenerate have I fucking become? I just want to have a buff foidfriend and life just wants to keep being a sadistic fucking bitch.
 
Sure I felt happy graduating but having to pay to lose my disgusting virginity which normies get for free made me feel even happier than graduation and to make it worse it was to a fucking ugly chink roastie and I still felt happy about it because I trick myself beforehand, what kind of degenerate have I fucking become? I just want to have a buff foidfriend and life just wants to keep being a sadistic fucking bitch.
So you are not a virgin?
 
truecel trait: you haven't lost your virginity (to a prostitute)
 
No, lost it because of escortmaxxing and in total paid around 1000$ for it
Why are you in here then? I have never even talked to a woman my age…
 
truecel trait: you haven't lost your virginity (to a prostitute)
Unless you got hit by a truck and are paralyzed neck down or are severely deformed (like cancer tumors) then go try escortmaxxing
 
Why are you in here then? I have never even talked to a woman my age…
Getting a gf is impossible and I have to rely on escorts for fake forms of intimacy I trick myself to like which I have to pay 160$+ just to experience what some form of sex is like
 
Getting a gf is impossible and I have to rely on escorts for fake forms of intimacy I trick myself to like which I have to pay 160$+ just to experience what some form of sex is like
How does it feel to have the s word with an escort ?
 
How does it feel to have the s word with an escort ?
When I trick myself into liking it, it feels great but then I realize she only does this for money and doesn't like me because I am an ugly subhuman then I become depressed again and lose happiness
 
Mogs be to oblivion to acutally feel the warmth of a pussy :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
I mean is it better than edging ?
Yep, would recommend giving it a try

Go on nofap for a week minimum for best experience (I know it sounds like redpill BS but trust me)
 
Mogs be to oblivion to acutally feel the warmth of a pussy :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
It wasnt good pussy tho

If you want to get this go to your local gook massage parlor and bring 200$ (high dosage of caffeine recommended)
 
Yep, would recommend giving it a try

Go on nofap for a week minimum for best experience (I know it sounds like redpill BS but trust me)
I am 19 years old and I feel like a kid. I consider myself a kid, I have a baby face
 
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incel trait: losing your virginity

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I am 19 years old and I feel like a kid. I consider myself a kid, I have a baby face
I went to an escort as soon as I turned 18 because of my embarassment of being an adult virgin

I am fairly sure you mog me btw

Just drink some pre workout and bring 200$ to a gook massage its worth it trust me
 
Unless you got hit by a truck and are paralyzed neck down or are severely deformed (like cancer tumors) then go try escortmaxxing
No thanks. I genuinely don't want to.

FYI, I don't consider escortcels fakecels. I was just meming.
 
No thanks. I genuinely don't want to.

FYI, I don't consider escortcels fakecels. I was just meming.
Good

Those assholes who consider us fakecels are so fucking annoying, bluds do mental jiu jitsu to convince us we are fakecels and even call mods to ban us when literally @Caesercel himself is a escortmaxxer.
 
I went to an escort as soon as I turned 18 because of my embarassment of being an adult virgin

I am fairly sure you mog me btw

Just drink some pre workout and bring 200$ to a gook massage its worth it trust me
My dick is uncut and not that big, I am autistic. I am not losing my virginity in this lifetime I feel like
 
My dick is uncut and not that big, I am autistic. I am not losing my virginity in this lifetime I feel like
I have a micro penis too from being quarter curry not to mention I am also autistic and 99% of escortmaxxers are ugly and have micro dicks which is why they went to an escort in the first place so the prostitute isnt going to give a shit how small your dick is.
 
I have a micro penis too from being quarter curry not to mention I am also autistic and 99% of escortmaxxers are ugly and have micro dicks which is why they went to an escort in the first place so the prostitute isnt going to give a shit how small your dick is.
How do you have the balls to do it? I hate myself so much I once cried when I looked in the mirror. I don’t know man.
 
How do you have the balls to do it? I hate myself so much I once cried when I looked in the mirror. I don’t know man.
If you are really that high inhib then probably try to get drunk or high off edibles or weed pens beforehand

If you dont have access to alcohol or weed pens/edibles then use pre workout caffeine beforehand and just say "Fuck it" and walk in the parlor DO NOT LOOK AROUND as that will make you look sketchy then people will judge you

Hop in the massage and the lady will tell you to lay down and ask for sex after the 30 minute massage
 
If you are really that high inhib then probably try to get drunk or high off edibles or weed pens beforehand

If you dont have access to alcohol or weed pens/edibles then use pre workout caffeine beforehand and just say "Fuck it" and walk in the parlor DO NOT LOOK AROUND as that will make you look sketchy then people will judge you

Hop in the massage and the lady will tell you to lay down and ask for sex after the 30 minute massage
Sorry buddy boy but that is not happening :feelskek: destiny 2 final shape is releasing June 4th, i am going to stick to that
 
If you are really that high inhib then probably try to get drunk or high off edibles or weed pens beforehand

If you dont have access to alcohol or weed pens/edibles then use pre workout caffeine beforehand and just say "Fuck it" and walk in the parlor DO NOT LOOK AROUND as that will make you look sketchy then people will judge you

Hop in the massage and the lady will tell you to lay down and ask for sex after the 30 minute massage
I am unimaginably high inhib
 
I am unimaginably high inhib
You just have to SEND IT and after you finally do it then it will be much much easier to go next time, I was high inhib my first time, I will make a survival guide thread for you
 
Yo mate don't listen to users here blaming you for not being a virgin. I also lost mine to a hooker and it's not the same as having someone actually love you for free. Most incels would benefit greatly from escortmaxxing, at least they'll know how sex feels like and that it's not really a big deal anyway.
Yeah a lot of users here refuse to see one because of either high inhib or because they think their looks wont allow them to like escorts dont give af if you are ugly because its their job to fuck you
 
Low inhib moggers, wtf … so many escortcels
 
I can't do that shit because I will get addicted to it. Seriously, it will be like crack to me.
 
Sure I felt happy graduating but having to pay to lose my disgusting virginity which normies get for free made me feel even happier than graduation and to make it worse it was to a fucking ugly chink roastie and I still felt happy about it because I trick myself beforehand, what kind of degenerate have I fucking become? I just want to have a buff foidfriend and life just wants to keep being a sadistic fucking bitch.
I didn't even attend my own graduation lmao.
 
Bro if you're that high inhib do something to change it. You're given one life and as shitty as it is at least attempt to have balls, don't use autism as an excuse like a lot of users here do.
I can’t. I just can’t. I live with my parents in a suburb, I only leave my house to go to university. I legit feel like a 10 year old. Women are not for me, especially escorts and all that
 
Bro if you're that high inhib do something to change it. You're given one life and as shitty as it is at least attempt to have balls, don't use autism as an excuse like a lot of users here do.
He is right, you will regret it if you dont get the balls
 
I can’t. I just can’t. I live with my parents in a suburb, I only leave my house to go to university. I legit feel like a 10 year old. Women are not for me, especially escorts and all that
I live at home too tf that shouldnt matter?
 
I didn't attend my graduation anyway
 
Listen man easier said than done. Good luck on your future visits
 
I will commit suicide before I give a whore money.

Plus I have ED anyway.
 
I haven't been to a prostitute yet, but I am thinking about it. Unfortunately most sex workers here are not natives (or can speak German perfectly) and I would like one. I wonder whether @OutcompetedByRoomba 's was ethnic or not.
 
I wish i could have sex with prostitute I just jerk off to woman ASMR
 
the only females i talk to are my dyke coworkers
 

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