Cope incel trait: eating canned food out of the can, cold! plus my favorite can opener..

[Emba]

Oh man these bear conservation laws are so fucking regarded. In my home country of Romania we have a bunch of people dying yearly because of bear attacks, obviously they cause all sorts of ruckus, but we can't kill them because according to the faggy EU "the brown bear is close to extinction in Europe". Nigga please!
Don't get me wrong, it's humanities fault that bears attack in the first place. If humans didn't invade every last corner of the Carpathian mountains then there would be much fewer clashes between bear and man. But still.... Not being able to kill them of they are aggressive is still retarded.

Anyhow you are a pretty cool guy, with balls of fucking steal. If a bear would ever trashed my tent I'd probably get scared shitless and never enter the woods again. But such an event hasn't happened yet so I'll be enjoying the outdoors until that day. No bear spray no nuffin' cause that's for pussies.

I did have some old dead pepper spray that drizzled all over my hand instead of the bear! spices me!

I got a shotgun after that!

But after I moved here I traded it for a rare $1700 mil dagger that I quickly sold.

 

[Lonelyus]

I heard tuna taste like pussy, Enjoy brother!

 

[Emba]

I heard tuna taste like pussy, Enjoy brother!

I know what I'm having for dinner tonight!

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

Canned tuna is legit, just pour out excessive oil and pour some extra virgin olive oil.

 

[Emba]

Canned tuna is legit, just pour out excessive oil and pour some extra virgin olive oil.

Or just buy the fancy kind that already has olive oil...

But I usually just get the water packed kind. Either drink it. Or put it into kittycat dogfood

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

Or just buy the fancy kind that already has olive oil...

I am not sure about the quality of oil they put in plus they are more expensive.

 

[Emba]

I am not sure about the quality of oil they put in plus they are more expensive.

Thats why water packed is better. Plus cheaper.

I had tuna for Thanksgiving breaky

 

[Based NaziCel]

Your tuna needs more pineapple and corn

Ton cu ananas și porumb? Mai bine mănânci surströmming

 

[Based NaziCel]

Would you eat Surströmming?

 

[Emba]

Would you eat Surströmming?

Poate, dar de obicei doar cu câteva condimente

 

[Based NaziCel]

Poate, dar de obicei doar cu câteva condimente

When did you learn romanian, nigg…, sorry, @Emba?

 

[Emba]

When did you learn romanian, nigg…, sorry, @Emba?

Online, I know ALL Lingo's 'migo!

 

[coping_manlet]

I prefer microwaved frozen meals

 

[Emba]

I prefer microwaved frozen meals

Look at the fancyman!

 

[coping_manlet]

Look at the fancyman!

Quite glamorous I know. The reason is my sperg makes certain textures horrid. Room temperature food is a no go. Must be steaming hot or frozen solid.

Only exception is crunchy salty stuff like potato chips or goldfish. Somehow not bad, but it still reminds me of human dog treats at times which makes me gag

 

[CrackingYs]

I like sardines sometimes. Eating them right out of the can is the normal way to eat them.

 

[Emba]

I like sardines sometimes. Eating them right out of the can is the normal way to eat them.

Sam here, although sometimes I put them on crackers

 

[Emba]

Quite glamorous I know. The reason is my sperg makes certain textures horrid. Room temperature food is a no go. Must be steaming hot or frozen solid.

Only exception is crunchy salty stuff like potato chips or goldfish. Somehow not bad, but it still reminds me of human dog treats at times which makes me gag

I prefer cooked goldfish

 

[CrackingYs]

Sam here, although sometimes I put them on crackers

If you like sardines I'll give you a tip: try to find sardine cans from Portugal or Morocco, and especially if they are packed in olive oil. They are much better than regular sardines. Here in Canada what they call sardines are a completely different kind of fish that tastes like shit and much smaller. The Portuguese ones are large like only 2 or 3 per can and more similar to Tuna and very tasty.

 

[Emba]

If you like sardines I'll give you a tip: try to find sardine cans from Portugal or Morocco, and especially if they are packed in olive oil. They are much better than regular sardines. Here in Canada what they call sardines are a completely different kind of fish that tastes like shit and much smaller. The Portuguese ones are large like only 2 or 3 per can and more similar to Tuna and very tasty.

All we have is Polish sardines. They are mostly tails

 

[CrackingYs]

All we have is Polish sardines. They are mostly tails

They sell them on Amazon, I don't know if these prices are good. They're expensive as hell in Canada so I don't usually buy them.

Amazon.pl : Portugal sardines

www.amazon.pl

 

[over_department]

Based cancel

 

[Den66kj]

Canned tuna is such a cope

 

[Emba]

Based cancel

A man of culture.

(Cancel culture)

 

[Emba]

They sell them on Amazon, I don't know if these prices are good. They're expensive as hell in Canada so I don't usually buy them.

Amazon.pl : Portugal sardines

www.amazon.pl

I once bought a case of fancy "planet wild" sardines, they were good, but not good enough to justify the spend.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Ton cu ananas și porumb?

Da

Rate my meal. It's a unique dish invented by myself :feelsdevil:

It's canned tuna, canned corn and canned pineapple. Recipe: 1. Take the contents of the cans and put them in a large bowl 2. Mix it 3. Put it into the microwave to heat it

incels.is

Mai bine mănânci surströmming

Nu