Blackpill Incel Trait: Cuming on yourself

[VirginAutistManlet]

Ive always fapped standing up, but I never want to cum on the floor, so to avoid this, as I cum, the last second, I aim my penis into my torso, so it lands there, instead of on the floor. Sometimes I can cum a powerful pulse of cum, and it will fire up higher and hit me in the chest or neck, which is annoying, but it's better than it being on the floor or something else that's hard to clean and will stain.

I've only cum'd "normally" a few times (as seen in the "Sexhaver cum shot"), but I've only done that on TILES, so it can be cleaned easily, usually I fap in a carpeted area, so I can't cum that way, I have to do the Incel cum shot technique. It feels weird cumming normally, because I'm so use to just cumming upwards onto me to avoid making a mess on the ground. Can you imagine cumming on a foids face, or tits, or ass, or body in general? let a lone in a foids vagina??? It's such a foreign concept to me, Im so use to just cumming on myself to avoid making a mess on the ground.

I call it the incel cum shot because you've never been cumming other ways since you dont have sex to cum in or on any woman, you're still cumming like you did when you were a teen, because you never progressed to have a sex life where you can experience cumming in different ways.

 

[TheSecondComing]

yeah, no

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

yeah, no

So you just cum all over the floor where you're standing and on random objects and walls?

 

[UselesseatER]

tbh

 

[Ping And Pong]

I fap on the toilet so all the cum goes on my hands or lands in the toilet, not sure why most people don't do this.

 

[TINMAN]

I use a napkin but sometimes too much comes out to contain

 

[San Salvador]

Ive always fapped standing up, but I never want to cum on the floor, so to avoid this, as I cum, the last second, I aim my penis into my torso, so it lands there, instead of on the floor. Sometimes I can cum a powerful pulse of cum, and it will fire up higher and hit me in the chest or neck, which is annoying, but it's better than it being on the floor or something else that's hard to clean and will stain.

I've only cum'd "normally" a few times (as seen in the "Sexhaver cum shot"), but I've only done that on TILES, so it can be cleaned easily, usually I fap in a carpeted area, so I can't cum that way, I have to do the Incel cum shot technique. It feels weird cumming normally, because I'm so use to just cumming upwards onto me to avoid making a mess on the ground. Can you imagine cumming on a foids face, or tits, or ass, or body in general? let a lone in a foids vagina??? It's such a foreign concept to me, Im so use to just cumming on myself to avoid making a mess on the ground.

I call it the incel cum shot because you've never been cumming other ways since you dont have sex to cum in or on any woman, you're still cumming like you did when you were a teen, because you never progressed to have a sex life where you can experience cumming in different ways.

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Well, son, you ain't joking around when you say that you're autistic.
Seriously, though, what the fuck, and why would you admit to this

 

[TheSecondComing]

So you just cum all over the floor where you're standing and on random objects and walls?

except i dont fap standing

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

I fap on the toilet so all the cum goes on my hands or lands in the toilet, not sure why most people don't do this.

How the hell? are you cumming without an erection?

I use a napkin but sometimes too much comes out to contain

I dont want napkin paper fibers going on my dick, how do you even catch the cum shot into that unless its up right against your dick?

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

Well, son, you ain't joking around when you say that you're autistic.
Seriously, though, what the fuck, and why would you admit to this

I dont care. We're all fucked up. Some more than others. This is what being incel does to you.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I know incels who do this. I am not one of the them. I try to be as tidy as possible when I cum

 

[ItsOver4cel]

I fap on the toilet so all the cum goes on my hands or lands in the toilet, not sure why most people don't do this.

Same

 

[TINMAN]

How the hell? are you cumming without an erection?



I dont want napkin paper fibers going on my dick, how do you even catch the cum shot into that unless its up right against your dick?

you just put the napkin on as you're about to cum at the last moment

 

[Ping And Pong]

How the hell? are you cumming without an erection?

Wdym, when I'm about to bust I aim up so the cum goes up vertically then lands in the toilet bowl or on my hand.

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

Wdym, when I'm about to bust I aim up so the cum goes up vertically then lands in the toilet bowl or on my hand.

Thats some Tiger woods PGA tier cooming

 

[Deleted member 1060]

I know incels who do this. I am not one of the them. I try to be as tidy as possible when I cum

Same here, I spaff my nut over the window, I live on the third floor and there is a side walk just below my room.

It feels really great to squirt my subhuman curry-cum over normies' heads.

 

[Ping And Pong]

Thats some Tiger woods PGA tier cooming

Jfl. Tbh you might be right, I've been doing it since the age of 12 and I remember at the start I used to always make a mess, took years to perfect my technique.

 

[HowCanSheSlap]

Any watch Jerk off instructions?

I am an experienced coomer.

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

Brutal.

Also Hi IT

 

[Monk of Failure]

No way.

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

Spoiler: nsfw

I've seen a lot of fucked up shit.... But dude

 

[Incellectual]

I just coom into paper towels tbh

 

[Personalityinkwell]

I cum lying on my back

 

[Animecel2D]

How the fuck do you fap standing up? That position just feels weird and unnatural, probably because I’ve done it lying down for so long.

 

[RedKings]

wtf is gay ass post

FAgs.co

 

[Deleted member 818]

I always put tissue paper on my stomach so that the cum doesn't drizzle off onto the surface I'm sitting or lying on.

 

[LostInTheStatic]

Bruh

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

How the fuck do you fap standing up? That position just feels weird and unnatural, probably because I’ve done it lying down for so long.

Anytime I've tried fapping lying down, the cumshot will go into my face, so I dont do it lying down, IDK how you do it lying down, without having a foid on you, with you dick inserted into her vagina to cum into.

 

[Deleted member 818]

Anytime I've tried fapping lying down, the cumshot will go into my face, so I dont do it lying down, IDK how you do it lying down, without having a foid on you, with you dick inserted into her vagina to cum into.

Cummogs me.

 

[Yerberito]

No, i cant relate

 

[Animecel2D]

Anytime I've tried fapping lying down, the cumshot will go into my face, so I dont do it lying down, IDK how you do it lying down, without having a foid on you, with you dick inserted into her vagina to cum into.

How tf does that happen? Do you put your face near your dick, or is the ejaculation that strong?
First time I fapped was lying down, so you get used to it over the years.

 

[Lame Dude]

1. Use the toilet standing up.
2. Put pressure on the bottom of your rod to build up pressure (3 pulses max) and release to have a more controllable shot.
3. Wipe with wet toilet paper so it doesnt stick to your rod.
4. Piss after to cleanup the bowl and as a spermicide.

Cleanup, leave no evidence.

Git gud, nub.
Are you ambidextrous yet?

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

No, i cant relate

You too busy cumming in vagina and on foids faces/tits/body?

How tf does that happen? Do you put your face near your dick, or is the ejaculation that strong?
First time I fapped was lying down, so you get used to it over the years.

Just normal laying down position, the cumshot goes into my face, so i dont do it laying down.

I have to aim the head of my penis into my torso which i can only do standing, because I hunch over a bit

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

A power pulse of cum Lmfao

 

[Deleted member 6657]

Sometimes I can cum a powerful pulse of cum, and it will fire up higher and hit me in the chest or neck,

Pls tell me your secret my cum rarely shoots at all it mostly just dribbles out.

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

Pls tell me your secret my cum rarely shoots at all it mostly just dribbles out.

The thing i notice, the hornier and excited I am, the more powerful the cumshot

 

[Deleted member 1060]

I've seen a lot of fucked up shit.... But dude

They are called "self-fuckers", there is a huge thriving community ...

r/selffuck

r/selffuck: For those who can (wanting to / interested in) self fuck.

www.reddit.com

 

[Deleted member 16624]

I hate cumming on myself

 

[ihaveno1]

I fap while laying because it feels most comfortable so i have to clean up the cum afterwards

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

I lay on the doll and masturbate.
Before that, I would lay on top of a mannequin until I ejaculated.

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

I hate cumming on myself

I know, its like a reminder of you being an incel. But you have no woman willing to let you cum in/on them so where else are you going to cum? I dont want to be cleaning floors and cum off objects. Its easier to just wipe the cum off me and shower.

 

[Deleted member 16624]

I know, its like a reminder of you being an incel. But you have no woman willing to let you cum in/on them so where else are you going to cum? I dont want to be cleaning floors and cum off objects. Its easier to just wipe the cum off me and shower.

I cum in the bin next to me

 

[Deleted member 23712]

Not one word, coomer

 

[FlamingCel]

I hate cumming on myself

 

[Yerberito]

You too busy cumming in vagina and on foids faces/tits/body?

Nah, in my fleshlight

 

[Deleted member 20659]

No, i cant relate

 

[Deleted member 22999]

Literally just did this. Just sitting slouched in my bed check .co on my phone as my cum sits on my stomach because I’m too lazy to get up. Nasty but it is what it is

 

[Deleted member 20659]

nofap bro

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

Nah, in my fleshlight

Ive never had one of those. I hate having clutter, it feels like it would just become clutter, dirty, and then thrown out.

+I read a story of some guy getting his dick infected with some bacterial infection with a fleshlight he bought and had to have some dick surgery.