Incel trait: can't function without a clean anus

[dyellow]

I don't shit in public bathrooms because I won't even be able to get home without a clean anus.
I'm talking real clean, toilet paper can't clean enough, you need a bidet.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

you need a bidet

SO FUCKING TRUE! AMERICA ISN'T IN THE 21ST CENTURY!

 

[ReallyRice]

Shits
Me

 

[Vermilioncore]

All femoids have chad cum dripping from their anuses at all hours of the day

 

[Deleted member 16359]

Damn ,i wish i had a gf so she can clean my ass for me with her mouth and whenever i'd need to piss ,she'd open up her mouth as well to drink my stream of yellow glory.My dad used to say " if a girl doesnt drink your piss, she doesnt love you!"

 

[fOreVER]

normies need to wash their anus and improve their maxillas to get a gf

 

[acnescarcel]

only frauds care about cleanliness

 

[Napoleon de Nascar]

That sound very gay. Or is just autistcelthings?

 

[FinnCel]

Same.
I hate shitty assholes

On the other hand, if a police wants to search my ass, I hope it is as shitty as possible.

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

My dad used to say " if a girl doesnt drink your piss, she doesnt love you!"

based fathercel .
He injected the Blackpill into you at an early age .

Just wash you anus bro

 

[78980n]

SO FUCKING TRUE! AMERICA ISN'T IN THE 21ST CENTURY!

I felt cheated when I learned what bidets were tbh

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Same, although I just find the idea of shitting in a place where people are around you weird. Like you have to come out of the cubical and walk past people who know you just did a shit, just awkward tbh

I felt cheated when I learned what bidets were tbh

 

[dyellow]

That sound very gay. Or is just autistcelthings?

more like hygienecelthings

 

[Blacktarpill]

Tbh jfl if you dont have a sink in your toilet.

 

[omnilet]

I don't shit in public bathrooms because I won't even be able to get home without a clean anus.
I'm talking real clean, toilet paper can't clean enough, you need a bidet.

tbh, how the fuck do people just wipe and feel okay? I get pretty frustrated if my ass aint clean serious

 

[umbrfeio2]

bidet is weird af

 

[coping_manlet]

I just pick the shit flakes out with my finger nail

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

Muh based OGcels

 

[luciolencerr]

 

[yeetbender_]

I don't shit in public bathrooms because I won't even be able to get home without a clean anus.
I'm talking real clean, toilet paper can't clean enough, you need a bidet.

These are the best types of shower heads, whenever I have diharrea I use this with warm water to wipe the shit off of me. It's lifefuel. A shame you won't see this. You gotta be careful with how you phrase things.