Incel trait: Bugs flying in your eye all the fucking time when you're biking

[DepravedAndDeprived]

How come literally no-one around me has this issue? Like whenever I take the bike some nigger bug ends up in my eye and I have to stop by the side of the road because my eyes are all watery and painful as fuck.

Come to think of it it might unironically be because my prey eyes have much larger surface area:

Thoughts?

 

[Fallenleaves]

Incel trait: You can't ride a bike

 

[Caesercel]

You are supposes to wear a helmet with a glass front shield when biking

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

You are supposes to wear a helmet with a glass front shield when biking

No-one except dysfunctional autistic people does that tho

 

[Caesercel]

No-one except dysfunctional autistic people does that tho

Oh. I just realised you were talking about bicycle. I thought it was a motorbike